Something to lighten the mood

Then eat it to the accompaniment of some appropriate music?

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'and fold it over'

Sounds like a waste of Bombay Mix and the effort to fold it.

No wait, I'm wrong, it's a cheese and veggie canoe!
It can hold all those things you wouldn't ordinarily put on a pizza and it even attracts the elusive Basil moth. Poor guy on the right took a nose dive he was so hungry.
 

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Analogue pizza cheese​

Further information: Pizza cheese § Processed pizza cheeses

Provel pizza cheese in a five-pound block. This product is commonly used in the preparation of St. Louis-style pizza.
One variant of pasteurized processed cheese dairy products is, according to a hospitality industry source, designed to melt well on pizza,[4] while remaining chewy; this has been described as "artificial cheesy substance that's much quicker and cheaper to produce than the real thing".[5] In many cases the dairy fat required for anything described as cheese is replaced by cheaper vegetable oil and additives; this is not illegal if not described as cheese.[6]

These products are sometimes referred to as "analogue pizza cheese".[7][8][9] They are used on some commercially produced pizzas.[5] They may be formulated for processing with basic cheese-making equipment, but without the additional equipment and processing that mozzarella cheese requires, such as the processes of mixing and molding.[10] They tend to have a soft texture and once melted, may have a slightly "stringy" quality when pulled or bitten into. They may lack in a fusion, or melt together when cooked.[7] It has been stated that pizza cheese appears to be the leading type of cheese analogue produced globally.[11] In 1987 it was asserted that—at that time—each year in the United States over 700 million frozen pizzas were sold, three quarters of which contain cheese substitutes.[12]