Not to mention:
Skin effect worshipers.
Oxygen free addicts.
-200dB believers.
Best electrolytic caps hunters.
No NFB enthusiasts.
0.000001% THD maniacs.
Well, the fun in DIYaudio will never end.
NFB ? what's that stand for, something else for me to look into..
I'm on the fence with cables and caps, perfectly happy with CD bit rate ( and love the convenience/ prices in charity shops ). I just use lots and lots of caps in power supplies, partially because I think it looks cool.
I'm on the fence with cables and caps, perfectly happy with CD bit rate ( and love the convenience/ prices in charity shops ). I just use lots and lots of caps in power supplies, partially because I think it looks cool.
So there were these twins who were "little people", and had been born without arms.
One of them got a job working in the carillon at a local church, sounding the bells before services. Since he lacked arms, his technique consisted of launching himself at the bells and striking them with his face in order to produce the notes.
One Sunday he was really feeling it, and at the height of the song, launched himself to hit the high C - and missed! He flew straight out of the tower and landed with a splat on the sidewalk, dead.
Someone came over and asked, does anyone know who this is?
Another person responded, I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.
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The next Sunday his twin brother filled in. Playing the same composition, he went for that high C - and missed! People gathered, and someone asked, does anyone know who this is? And someone else answered,
I don't know his name, but he is a dead ringer for his brother.
One of them got a job working in the carillon at a local church, sounding the bells before services. Since he lacked arms, his technique consisted of launching himself at the bells and striking them with his face in order to produce the notes.
One Sunday he was really feeling it, and at the height of the song, launched himself to hit the high C - and missed! He flew straight out of the tower and landed with a splat on the sidewalk, dead.
Someone came over and asked, does anyone know who this is?
Another person responded, I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell.
.
The next Sunday his twin brother filled in. Playing the same composition, he went for that high C - and missed! People gathered, and someone asked, does anyone know who this is? And someone else answered,
I don't know his name, but he is a dead ringer for his brother.
People who can't hear the difference save a ton of money in this hobby.
You'd think they'd be happy with that ...
You'd think they'd be happy with that ...
Irish Sawmill Accident
Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising".
Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to Hospital..
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.. The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising".
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.
Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."
Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him in."
"No", says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.
Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising".
Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to Hospital..
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.. The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising".
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.
Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."
Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him in."
"No", says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.