- Hey Manolo, for you, what is more important? does the ignorance or indifference?
- Man, not know, nor do I care.
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- Man, not know, nor do I care.
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Crossing in front of a shop window, Manolo is reflected in the glass, causing it to spend all day thinking
"What do I know this guy who was in the window? Where did I see?"
At night, lying and is turning over in his head and finally falls into account:
"Man, I know! It is he who cuts hair in front of me at the salon!"
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"What do I know this guy who was in the window? Where did I see?"
At night, lying and is turning over in his head and finally falls into account:
"Man, I know! It is he who cuts hair in front of me at the salon!"
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Manolo shows to a friend, a watch that gave him:
- "Look at this! ... Look that watch my cousin sent me: it gives the hours, minutes, seconds, date. Has alarm, stopwatch, flashlight and radio!..."
- "Excellent, Manolo, how many things!"
- "Yes, and my cousin told me that I could bathe with it, but can not find the button to throw water ..."
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- "Look at this! ... Look that watch my cousin sent me: it gives the hours, minutes, seconds, date. Has alarm, stopwatch, flashlight and radio!..."
- "Excellent, Manolo, how many things!"
- "Yes, and my cousin told me that I could bathe with it, but can not find the button to throw water ..."
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- Manolo, why do you walk with your legs open?
- Because I have high cholesterol.
- What cholesterol has to do with walking that?
- The doctor told me, "the eggs ... nor touch them!"
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- Because I have high cholesterol.
- What cholesterol has to do with walking that?
- The doctor told me, "the eggs ... nor touch them!"
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Manolo does experiments with drinks, and makes the following report:
Mixed drinks:
- Soda + Whiskey
- Soda + Vodka
- Soda + Liquor
- Soda + Cognac
- Soda + Wine
Result:
Soda makes feel dizzy.
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Mixed drinks:
- Soda + Whiskey
- Soda + Vodka
- Soda + Liquor
- Soda + Cognac
- Soda + Wine
Result:
Soda makes feel dizzy.
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What does Manolo when he feels cold?
... Is close to the stove.
And when he feels very, very cold?
... Turn the stove.
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... Is close to the stove.
And when he feels very, very cold?
... Turn the stove.
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Manolo goes to the doctor
- Manolo, I must make a digital rectal exam.
- Are you going to stick your finger in the 🤐?
- Yes, is no other way.
- OK, put me two fingers in the 🤐.
- Why?
- I need a second opinion.
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- Manolo, I must make a digital rectal exam.
- Are you going to stick your finger in the 🤐?
- Yes, is no other way.
- OK, put me two fingers in the 🤐.
- Why?
- I need a second opinion.
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International Bureau of Weights and Measures, is considering calling "tary" the unit of measure for intelligence.
1 mili tary = 10^(-3) tary
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1 mili tary = 10^(-3) tary
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Inside the plane
- Soldier, throw yourself, count to three and pull the cord, on land is waiting for you a vehicle.
The soldier throws, pull the cord and nothing happens ... the parachute fails to open.
- Damn, now just need... not find the vehicle!
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- Soldier, throw yourself, count to three and pull the cord, on land is waiting for you a vehicle.
The soldier throws, pull the cord and nothing happens ... the parachute fails to open.
- Damn, now just need... not find the vehicle!
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In the far west
- Sergeant, approach the Indians...
- How many are they?
- One thousand one...
- How do you know?
- At the head ride one, and behind are about a thousand...
- Are they friends or enemies?
- They are friends, at least among themselves...
- I mean if they come in tone of peace or in war.
- I seem to come jokingly, are all painted and screaming uuuuuuu...
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- Sergeant, approach the Indians...
- How many are they?
- One thousand one...
- How do you know?
- At the head ride one, and behind are about a thousand...
- Are they friends or enemies?
- They are friends, at least among themselves...
- I mean if they come in tone of peace or in war.
- I seem to come jokingly, are all painted and screaming uuuuuuu...
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How many sailors are needed to sink a submarine?
Two. One that hit from outside and another to open the hatch.
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Two. One that hit from outside and another to open the hatch.
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At the nudist camp
A guy walks and sees a sign saying "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, smaller "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, very small, on the ground, the guy bends down to read...
The sign said..."Too late!"
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A guy walks and sees a sign saying "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, smaller "Beware of the rapists", look in all directions and keeps walking...
Ten meters later, another sign, very small, on the ground, the guy bends down to read...
The sign said..."Too late!"
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Manolo is in the hotel with his mistress, his cell phone rings...
- Geez dear, How do you know I'm in the hotel?
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- Geez dear, How do you know I'm in the hotel?
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Manolo, takes a penguin by hand
- Hey, Manolo, but what you do with that penguin?
- Nothing, I have found it, and do not know what to do with it.
- Then take it to the zoo!
- Man, it's an idea. Today I take ...
The next day they meet again, but Manolo continues with the same penguin.
- What happened Manolo, not you said you would take the penguin to the zoo?
- Yes man, I've taken, and we have so much fun, now we go again!
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- Hey, Manolo, but what you do with that penguin?
- Nothing, I have found it, and do not know what to do with it.
- Then take it to the zoo!
- Man, it's an idea. Today I take ...
The next day they meet again, but Manolo continues with the same penguin.
- What happened Manolo, not you said you would take the penguin to the zoo?
- Yes man, I've taken, and we have so much fun, now we go again!
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The phone rings in the house of Manolo:
- Manolo, I call you on the lawn mower ...
- Wow, but how well you listen!
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- Manolo, I call you on the lawn mower ...
- Wow, but how well you listen!
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