On Circuit Theory
Probably posted before, but didn't bother to check.
Apologies to alluded, only out of literary necessity.
A group of Polish nationals charter a flight to Tenerife for vacation. On landing approach, a member sitting by the window on the right row, spots a beautiful 3 masted ship leaving harbour and hails:
- Hey, come over, see that ship !!
Mates crowd to the windows, the airplane rolls over to the right and crashes.
Moral: Don't let poles sit in the right of the plane.
Rodolfo
Probably posted before, but didn't bother to check.
Apologies to alluded, only out of literary necessity.
A group of Polish nationals charter a flight to Tenerife for vacation. On landing approach, a member sitting by the window on the right row, spots a beautiful 3 masted ship leaving harbour and hails:
- Hey, come over, see that ship !!
Mates crowd to the windows, the airplane rolls over to the right and crashes.
Moral: Don't let poles sit in the right of the plane.
Rodolfo
Wyloch said:Is that based on Heisenburg? If so, I get it. If not, I laughed anyway.
It's based on linear control systems, and it's REALLY funny! (poles of the transfer function in the right half of the plane means the system is unstable)
Stability and poles
I have discovered - empirically - that a single pole at the origin can cause instability. As a non-audio DIY project I recently made a round dining table, 1200mm diameter from 30mm thick maple. Indeed I sold my perfectly good 4-legged oak dining room table to accomodate this project.
I mounted my table atop a commercial 'mushroom' type base of unfortunately feeble character which supports the table by means of a kind of cruciform affair at the end of a 50mm stainless steel pole. At the Origin in my 'table space', so to speak. Now everytime we have a 'purturbation' in table space, like someone shaking the salt cellar, or Sixpence the cat jumping up on the table, the entire table and base oscillates at about 0.75Hz with peak-peak amplitude of about 30mm. The disasterous results of this are usually sufficient to remove the cause of the purturbation, but it happens time after time.
So even a single pole at the origin can cause oscillation if the pole is feeble enough. . .
John
I have discovered - empirically - that a single pole at the origin can cause instability. As a non-audio DIY project I recently made a round dining table, 1200mm diameter from 30mm thick maple. Indeed I sold my perfectly good 4-legged oak dining room table to accomodate this project.
I mounted my table atop a commercial 'mushroom' type base of unfortunately feeble character which supports the table by means of a kind of cruciform affair at the end of a 50mm stainless steel pole. At the Origin in my 'table space', so to speak. Now everytime we have a 'purturbation' in table space, like someone shaking the salt cellar, or Sixpence the cat jumping up on the table, the entire table and base oscillates at about 0.75Hz with peak-peak amplitude of about 30mm. The disasterous results of this are usually sufficient to remove the cause of the purturbation, but it happens time after time.
So even a single pole at the origin can cause oscillation if the pole is feeble enough. . .
John
By using a single pole you did actually implement two poles (i.e. a conjugate pair) ! 😎
It does not often happen that one gets twice as much as one actually paid for ! 😀
Regards
Charles
It does not often happen that one gets twice as much as one actually paid for ! 😀
Regards
Charles
Re: Stability and poles
Actually, I guess I recall a paper by a japanese research team published some years back on the subject.
They devised a clever variation of the "pole shadowing" technique, whereby a large umbrella was rigidly tied to the table at its center, while a set of tree heavy duty blowers spaced 120 deg. around and canted upward exerted a stabilizing force.
Reportedly, though the instability was not erradicated completely, it helped damp it considerably.
Rodolfo
John Hope said:I have discovered - empirically - that a single pole at the origin can cause instability. ....
Actually, I guess I recall a paper by a japanese research team published some years back on the subject.
They devised a clever variation of the "pole shadowing" technique, whereby a large umbrella was rigidly tied to the table at its center, while a set of tree heavy duty blowers spaced 120 deg. around and canted upward exerted a stabilizing force.
Reportedly, though the instability was not erradicated completely, it helped damp it considerably.
Rodolfo
My Table Pole
My good fellows
I plan very soon to replace my single pole (or complex conj 0 +/-j0 polepair as suggested by Charles) with a barrel-like structure about 500mm diameter.
I tried to analyse this by reasoning that although the barrrel is continuous, one could model it as the limiting case of a very large number of poles all located on a circle. A 'Distributed Pole', in fact. But this soon became 'mathematically intractable' as the academics say when they get bogged down in maths.
So I adopted an alternative approach by considering my table as a discrete entity, which to be sure it is. This means I can analyse it in the z-plane. Since my barrel is less than 1 metre diameter, the Distributed Pole is in effect, within the Unit Circle on the z-plane and my table will be unconditionally stable.
Just to be sure, I'll fill the barrel with some sand. . .
JFH
My good fellows
I plan very soon to replace my single pole (or complex conj 0 +/-j0 polepair as suggested by Charles) with a barrel-like structure about 500mm diameter.
I tried to analyse this by reasoning that although the barrrel is continuous, one could model it as the limiting case of a very large number of poles all located on a circle. A 'Distributed Pole', in fact. But this soon became 'mathematically intractable' as the academics say when they get bogged down in maths.
So I adopted an alternative approach by considering my table as a discrete entity, which to be sure it is. This means I can analyse it in the z-plane. Since my barrel is less than 1 metre diameter, the Distributed Pole is in effect, within the Unit Circle on the z-plane and my table will be unconditionally stable.
Just to be sure, I'll fill the barrel with some sand. . .
JFH
Isn't the phrase "mathematically intractable" reserved for balancing a checkbook??
And I always thought "z plane, z plane" was an announcement of arrival used to inform za bozz of ze arrival of ze passengers to za island..?
Cheers, John


And I always thought "z plane, z plane" was an announcement of arrival used to inform za bozz of ze arrival of ze passengers to za island..?
Cheers, John
then I am a real engineering geek - 3 times the first try, scored 18000 points and lost count the second. 

Want Jokes!!!
Everyone:
Too long has elapsed without jokes on this thread. The thread then filters down the list and people forget about it.
So come on - let's brighten up our Monday!
Regards
John
Everyone:
Too long has elapsed without jokes on this thread. The thread then filters down the list and people forget about it.
So come on - let's brighten up our Monday!
Regards
John
Re: Want Jokes!!!
Well, I dunno. I get all the humor I can take reading the regular threads...😀
Jan Didden
John Hope said:Everyone:
Too long has elapsed without jokes on this thread. The thread then filters down the list and people forget about it.
So come on - let's brighten up our Monday!
Regards
John
Well, I dunno. I get all the humor I can take reading the regular threads...😀
Jan Didden
Re: Reading the regular threads
Yeah, yeah, I got also tears in my eyes, but not from laughing...........
😱
janneman said:
Well, I dunno. I get all the humor I can take reading the regular threads...😀
Jan Didden
Yeah, yeah, I got also tears in my eyes, but not from laughing...........
😱
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