I liked this one:
A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!?"
I posted this to a query on the TekScopes group:
An externally hosted image should be here but it was not working when we last tested it.
How about this then?
"You must be made of Tellurium Copper, because you're so CuTe"
(I own connectors made of tellurium copper)
"You must be made of Tellurium Copper, because you're so CuTe"
(I own connectors made of tellurium copper)
A: I just farted.
B: it could not have been a fart, the smell says it must be something else.
A: I am just letting you guys get a chance to run for it. I did fart.
B: It can't be, the smell isn't right.
A: Do you want to stick your nose here? Maybe I can do it again so you can confirm.
B: it could not have been a fart, the smell says it must be something else.
A: I am just letting you guys get a chance to run for it. I did fart.
B: It can't be, the smell isn't right.
A: Do you want to stick your nose here? Maybe I can do it again so you can confirm.
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