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On Circuit Theory

Probably posted before, but didn't bother to check.

Apologies to alluded, only out of literary necessity.

A group of Polish nationals charter a flight to Tenerife for vacation. On landing approach, a member sitting by the window on the right row, spots a beautiful 3 masted ship leaving harbour and hails:

- Hey, come over, see that ship !!

Mates crowd to the windows, the airplane rolls over to the right and crashes.

Moral: Don't let poles sit in the right of the plane.

Rodolfo
 
I remember that crash!

Jan Didden
 

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Stability and poles

I have discovered - empirically - that a single pole at the origin can cause instability. As a non-audio DIY project I recently made a round dining table, 1200mm diameter from 30mm thick maple. Indeed I sold my perfectly good 4-legged oak dining room table to accomodate this project.

I mounted my table atop a commercial 'mushroom' type base of unfortunately feeble character which supports the table by means of a kind of cruciform affair at the end of a 50mm stainless steel pole. At the Origin in my 'table space', so to speak. Now everytime we have a 'purturbation' in table space, like someone shaking the salt cellar, or Sixpence the cat jumping up on the table, the entire table and base oscillates at about 0.75Hz with peak-peak amplitude of about 30mm. The disasterous results of this are usually sufficient to remove the cause of the purturbation, but it happens time after time.

So even a single pole at the origin can cause oscillation if the pole is feeble enough. . .

John
 
Re: Stability and poles

John Hope said:
I have discovered - empirically - that a single pole at the origin can cause instability. ....

Actually, I guess I recall a paper by a japanese research team published some years back on the subject.

They devised a clever variation of the "pole shadowing" technique, whereby a large umbrella was rigidly tied to the table at its center, while a set of tree heavy duty blowers spaced 120 deg. around and canted upward exerted a stabilizing force.

Reportedly, though the instability was not erradicated completely, it helped damp it considerably.

Rodolfo
 
My Table Pole

My good fellows

I plan very soon to replace my single pole (or complex conj 0 +/-j0 polepair as suggested by Charles) with a barrel-like structure about 500mm diameter.

I tried to analyse this by reasoning that although the barrrel is continuous, one could model it as the limiting case of a very large number of poles all located on a circle. A 'Distributed Pole', in fact. But this soon became 'mathematically intractable' as the academics say when they get bogged down in maths.

So I adopted an alternative approach by considering my table as a discrete entity, which to be sure it is. This means I can analyse it in the z-plane. Since my barrel is less than 1 metre diameter, the Distributed Pole is in effect, within the Unit Circle on the z-plane and my table will be unconditionally stable.

Just to be sure, I'll fill the barrel with some sand. . .

JFH
 
Isn't the phrase "mathematically intractable" reserved for balancing a checkbook??:bawling: :bawling:

And I always thought "z plane, z plane" was an announcement of arrival used to inform za bozz of ze arrival of ze passengers to za island..?

Cheers, John
 
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