how do i make 1000000w amp ?

[bigwill]

help

i need to make 1000000w amp to drive sub

i dont know how to solder or read circuit what do i buy to put together ?

i want to make my sub louder than friends

he get more girls with his

 

[DigitalJunkie]

(0_o)

 

[Colt45]

Your mom digs my "big amp".

 

[Nordic]

Get a new friend... much easier.

 

[AKN]

Get a new friend... much easier.

Yes, search for one that has the tiniest amp one could imagine.

 

[Magura]

Get a new friend... much easier.

On the other hand, a 1000000W amp could be a nice beginners project, then he could proceed to 10000000W amps as he gains experience.


Magura

 

[jupiterjune]

what kind of girls does he get with his huge sub?

if they are the kind that would be interested in a 40 something year old man with a wife and kids, I may want to put one in my car......

 

[jaycee]

What you do, is you go to the nearest police station, and tell the officer at the desk "I am a public nuisance, and so is my friend"

Problem solved.

 

[Jan Dupont]

After building this amp, one problem remain..........
How to build a woofer that can handle that power

 

[Magura]

After building this amp, one problem remain..........
How to build a woofer that can handle that power

Didn't Adire have something going along the lines of 10.000W woofer units?

So a bunch of those, and he is good to go


Magura

 

[poynton]

help

i need to make 1000000w amp to drive sub

......................

he get more girls with his

wouldn't a sailor be better ?

 

[bigwill]

my speaker can handle 1000000w it says on the circle in the middle of the cone, i bought it on ebay for 30 pounds i put it in a little mdf box

is xxxULTRAPOWERxxx a good brand

 

[Nordic]

That is a waste of money, surely the speaker shipped in a cardboard box...

 

[bigwill]

That is a waste of money, surely the speaker shipped in a cardboard box...

no it came in an envelope here is a pic

An externally hosted image should be here but it was not working when we last tested it.

Alright, I'm done now This was a parody of the threads that keep popping up in here - newbies asking how to build ridiculously powerful amps without any experience - commonly to drive a subwoofer or to outdo a friend or something silly

 

[tiltedhalo]

1000000W amp

Why not make your first project a neutron bomb? it would be about as simple! and if you made one of those you would not have to worry about the biggest sub........
First some very simple math 1000000/12VDC=83333Amps, lets see thats a whole LOT OF ALTERNATOR AND BATTERIES! And you speaker has a 3 foot voice coil wound with 8 gauge wire and 500+ pounds of magnet.
Project sounds simple enough Hmmmmmm........

 

[tiltedhalo]

OHhhh

I didnt post in time to see that, just go away

 

[MikeHunt79]

I guess the voicecoil would have to be 0 guage wire...

 

[bigwill]

I guess the voicecoil would have to be 0 guage wire...

How about a coil of copper pipe with water cooling

 

[cviller]

Hi Bigwill, maybe you can share your mega amp thoughts with this guy (http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=116675) in the pass forum.

 

[poynton]

Of course, I would have to weld some old angle-iron in the back of my corsa to take the weight.