Funniest snake oil theories

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A lot of snake oil is about trying to sell people something they don't need.
Classic is the latest PC processor which is much much faster.
When you look into it its about 10% quicker which is pitiful.
I recently upgraded from Intel 8th gen to 12th gen processor, difference over the 4 gens was 30%.
Could I feel or see the difference generally, well no.
Luckily I got 2/3 of the cost of the new cpu back on the old one on ebay.
Pushing more "speed" is itself snake oil.
Faster internet service, faster cars, microwave ovens, etc...
And cellphone/mobile devices - lord forbid you miss a call or a message when attempting to go about your life in a normal way.
It's a form of social brainwashing that companies know will sell their products.

Many fall for the trap of course.
I almost did too.... until I looked at the big picture, and watched the results of how society became the way it is today.
 
Pushing more "speed" is itself snake oil.
Faster internet service, faster cars, microwave ovens, etc...
And cellphone/mobile devices - lord forbid you miss a call or a message when attempting to go about your life in a normal way.
It's a form of social brainwashing that companies know will sell their products.

Many fall for the trap of course.
I almost did too.... until I looked at the big picture, and watched the results of how society became the way it is today.
BLahahahaha!
Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

I can't stand slow ANYTHING. Slow people, slow drivers, slow computers, slow internet, etc. I have 3 gigabits up and down and it's almost fast enough even though it can transfer faster than any of my mechanical disks...
There is an 8 gigabit service coming soon.
My car needs about 100 more horsepower for me.
IMHO, transport trucks should have a 0-60 time of ~10 seconds, too. The elevators in this building are too slow, too. NOTHING is fast enough, damnit!!! 😀
I can't even stand walking behind people who walk slow and dawdle. Especially at the mall or grocery store. I go at 7am Sunday because there's nobody in my way!
Have you ever tried to transfer a music library by Bluetooth? SLOW AF! LOL

Yesterday, I updated my laptop and it was "only" downloading the packages at ~20MB/second. It may as well be dial-up to me.
 
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BLahahahaha!
Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

I can't stand slow ANYTHING. Slow people, slow drivers, slow computers, slow internet, etc. I have 3 gigabits up and down and it's almost fast enough even though it can transfer faster than any of my mechanical disks...
There is an 8 gigabit service coming soon.
My car needs about 100 more horsepower for me.
IMHO, transport trucks should have a 0-60 time of ~10 seconds, too. The elevators in this building are too slow, too. NOTHING is fast enough, damnit!!! 😀
I can't even stand walking behind people who walk slow and dawdle. Especially at the mall or grocery store. I go at 7am Sunday because there's nobody in my way!
Have you ever tried to transfer a music library by Bluetooth? SLOW AF! LOL

Yesterday, I updated my laptop and it was "only" downloading the packages at ~20MB/second. It may as well be dial-up to me.
And thank You right back for the amusing reply!
It's always nice to see someone in a hurry to get to the grave.
 
Do you mean it is like upgrading a speaker cable to another that is 10% better?
What if the 10% better cable is very low cost compared to your old cable?
Better in what way, looks, length, how the owner feels or something else?
What if its some zip cord that you improved with some lumped compensation?
What is lumped compensation in audio reproducing electronics?
 
A lot of snake oil is about trying to sell people something they don't need.
You create the "need" for the product (which often is just an image you "need" to project) and our product will project it for you. With the right cars, clothes, booze, and expensive cigars, and you can be The Most Interesting Man In The World. Guaranteed Or Your Money Back.

Who really "needs" a 30 room mansion? Maybe Hugh Hefner but how about you?
 
No, not always... For example, psychotherapy can be used to change behaviour that wouldn't be considered an illness... although sometimes yes...

"The name retail therapy is ironic and semifacetious, acknowledging that shopping hardly qualifies as true therapy in the medical or psychotherapeutic sense."

And of course buying too much crap can be considered like an addiction, too.

"The fact that shopping may provide a short time of comfort (relief from dysphoria), but also imposes costs and is subject to comedown and withdrawal, make it, like opioid use, either a therapy or an addiction, depending on whether each person uses it adaptively or maladaptively."
 
Yeah. If you're really good, you can get people to spend their money and not even have a product at all! Here in the USA, we have a fellow who's that good. People voluntarily send in their money, it goes right in his own pocket and they get absolutely nothing in return. Brilliant marketing; the very pinnical.
Yup, old trick, scare people into forking over their money. In audio,

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