Funniest snake oil theories

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I blame Atkinson and company as much as I do Ted Denney. JA is always saying just about the same thing every year when Ted shows off a new "product". You would think JA would have the balls to test at least one of his items but of course that would mean making an effort.
At least we know Denney is a scam artist and comes out with a new product every year or so but Atkinson knows better yet lets Denney flaunt his crap on the Stereophile website without any testing done at all. Serinus is awful also, always spouting how great Ted's crap is and the gullible eat it all up and want more? Morons.

I as again permition to barge in. I am a new user to this forum and I find it fascinating. A lot of true knowledge around here.

Now I am not taking any sides here. But an audio magazine or a website, is there to make money. It is a business. And if I pay someone to do a good review of my loudspeakers. That is what they will do.

They charge around 130 a year for the subscription, but that is not were they make money. They make money with advertizes, banners, reviews etc.

If they only had the money from the subscription it would not be enough to go to the several audio shows around the world.

Some times they go a bit over the top with one review. Do not crucify them for that.

If they decided to be 100% right to the point, with every audio claim of every audio product, they would only have... well... very few clients.

And from what I have read, they actually try (between the lines) to tell it like it is, while still living up to the clients request or expectations.

I do not know the owners, I do not know the mag inside, and I can not be sure, that, this is how it works. But I think I am not too far from it.

For instances. In the beginning of this long thread, you were talking about cables.

For me, there is not a single audio cable in the world, that will improve anything. All they can do is the opposite. They deteriorate the signal. Some more than others. But that is all they do.

Now! Imagine a magazine that would only speak, the plain truth about everything. It would not go far.

I actually thought of creating one like that or a tv program like the Myth Busters, but for audio. It would be interesting for a while, but I am sure I would end up on a ditch somewhere one day. 🙂

And someone who pays 40K for a power cable, from the wall to the unit, when all the cables inside the walls did not cost more than 3€ a meter, actually deserves to have the 40k, price tag.

So, just live and let live. You can always sit back, and look at some of these articles, as humorous entertainment 🙂

🙂

PS: Hope I did not offend anyone. That was not my intention.

Keep up the good work 😀
 
Gents as Mr Walton and I have spent too much time with PBR's.
What's your excuse ?

I grew up too close to the source...

Pabst was renowned in Milwaukee for its brewery tours. Visitors to Pabst's tour were rewarded with sometimes bottomless glasses of beer at its end-of-tour Sternewirt Pub. Complete with a statue of Captain Frederick Pabst and waitresses pouring from pitchers of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pabst Bock, and Andeker, the pub was popular with both tourists and locals, especially students from nearby Marquette University and the University of Wisconsin–Milwaukee.

Second factoid, oh that wonderful "cheese food".

During Prohibition, Pabst stopped making beer and switched to cheese production, selling more than 8 million pounds of Pabst-ett cheese. When Prohibition ended, the company went back to selling beer, and the cheese line was sold to Kraft.
 
the true geniuses of survival

Not really, not for themselves, nor for their gene pool.
But maybe they have more fun, while it lasts.

I find the typical anorexic beauty queen repulsive, yet feel the urge to knock up each one I meet.
Very fatiguing, smarter move is to avoid potential confrontations.

My g/f is working on a patent that may revolutionise a billion+ dollar business/market, which not once bothered to look at the basics.
3D printing would make it available to every individual.(she's 3D modelling this very moment, btch is more into engineering than I am nowadays)

True genius of survival is adaptation and assimilation, just be careful there's no alien sitting at your dining table.
 
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