Funniest snake oil theories

[jacco vermeulen]

wrap it in a good story and you can sell it

Serve a pig parts of his cousin, and he'll tell you it's nothing like he has ever tasted before.

 

[SY]

See I told you so. John this was a random selection of Joe average citizens.

This one has been explained to him repeatedly. He still trots it out, blissfully unaware of how that undercuts the message he's trying to convey. I can't decide if that's amusing, pitiful, or some combination thereof.

 

[SY]

Serve a pig parts of his cousin, and he'll tell you it's nothing like he has ever tasted before.

See "TV Funhouse", the episode where the Ani-Pals go to a fancy restaurant called "Sames."

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Sames

If you eat what you are, then you are what your parents ate.
So strictly speaking, that makes your son a vegetarian, but not you. And eating him is not going to help.
(and while we're on the subject, it's not fair that's it's always only the Zionists who get the free ham)

 

[scott wurcer]

(and while we're on the subject, it's not fair that's it's always only the Zionists who get the free ham)

If you watch carefully there is a Popeye cartoon from the 30's with a Kosher ham hanging in the butcher's window. Those Fleischers had a sense of humor that was definitely not PC.

 

[costis_n]

Bipolar capacitors repair - Reforming by DC Volts

Dan.

You found our beloved guy, congrats! Banned from every known and unknown forum (including the comments section of eevblog), he now has his own forum.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Talks a lot to himself, does he ?

(happens to the best of us)

 

[costis_n]

I talk to myself, too, and to equipment at the build phase. but I do not own a forum for that! Do you? 😀

 

[jacco vermeulen]

I can't stand myself, and both my brain halves suffer from Tourette's.
Fortunately they only shout at eachother, but it makes it hard to run an own show.

I post here, and pretend Stuart is not around.

 

[Max Headroom]

I can't stand myself.....

Especially for you Jacco .....TISM - I Sh*t Me

Dan.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Ta mate, I'm feeling worse again.

(how about : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO1qZD5lek )

 

[jacco vermeulen]

a Kosher ham hanging in the butcher's window <=> Fleisch-er

Max was one, ánd he was not.
Likely intended as an amusing signature, instead of non-pc.

 

[Max Headroom]

Actually, ...Click This Link..., 😛

Dan.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

In that case, call me sid viscous, give me your mum's cell number too.

 

[Max Headroom]

Whatareya?

Dan.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Where I reside, not much of a difference.

(walking the dog at the beach, zero apps workout)

 

[Max Headroom]

You mean you have cashed_up_bogans around your way too ?.

Dan.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Yes siree, I live in Suville. (what ARE-y-A you asked )
Guy had the license plate registered a month ago, been driving circles in the village since.
A Y for buying it, a W for not being able to park it (this was his 2nd attempt)

An AMG 6x6 starts at around $0.75M here, odd pick for a nation that some suggest is flatter than a pool table.
Bit of a Snake on Oil, no ?

 

[Max Headroom]

LOL.
Personalised number plates reveal all....http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/bogan-plates

The Chasers War On ****** Number Plates

Dan.

 

[scott wurcer]

The Chasers War On ****** Number Plates

Dan.

This is great, my local faves are a white VW Rabbit with IML8IML8 and for the language impaired NH allowed YONI.