The alternative to ageing is perhaps being frozen?
13 years of marriage so far, it's been very good for the most part.
I recently turned 39, just another number. At least I'm not frozen.
My wife and I got married in Y2K, I refer to it as ‘the end of days’ …….. she doesn’t appreciate the humor in that as much as I do! 😀
Edit…..it makes it quite easy to remember which anniversary it is and she still hasn’t figured out how I can keep track better than she does! lol
Edit…..it makes it quite easy to remember which anniversary it is and she still hasn’t figured out how I can keep track better than she does! lol
I remember my wife and I splitting up.
After years of problems I said I had had enough and suggested she find someone else as neither of was happy.
The day she left I met the bloke she ran off with in the street.
When he saw me he looked very nervous and shaky.
I said "Now then mate how's it going ? Remind me to buy you a pint sometime."
He was steaming turned around and went home to have words with her.
My son said they had not been happy about what I said.
Well, the truth always hurts.
She was too high maintenance. Unless I was pampering to her all the time she wasnt happy. I have a life too and sometimes want to do other things.
So free for the last 15 years and enjoying my life much more than when I was married.
After years of problems I said I had had enough and suggested she find someone else as neither of was happy.
The day she left I met the bloke she ran off with in the street.
When he saw me he looked very nervous and shaky.
I said "Now then mate how's it going ? Remind me to buy you a pint sometime."
He was steaming turned around and went home to have words with her.
My son said they had not been happy about what I said.
Well, the truth always hurts.
She was too high maintenance. Unless I was pampering to her all the time she wasnt happy. I have a life too and sometimes want to do other things.
So free for the last 15 years and enjoying my life much more than when I was married.
He's going to find out what's up soon enough.
The best kind of woman friend is one that doesn't need you for anything.
The best kind of woman friend is one that doesn't need you for anything.
In clinical studies, nagging has been proven to shorten a man's life by 6.2 years.
Ya, ya, none of us are the Casanova's we want to think we are. They're not into us just as much as we're not into them. Get used to it. Oh wait, you're already more used to it than me 😀
You look much more mature on TV. (Zoom, Zoom K-man). Never thought my younger brother is old enough to be your dad. Holy crap, how old does that make me? GASP!
I used to think so but went into panic mode the first time she asked if the cordless drill was charged and if I had any Torx bits. I said yes and then went back to folding the laundry.
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"Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?" 😀
Are you sure this is correct? (Was it confirmed with a control-group treated with placebos?)In clinical studies, nagging has been proven to shorten a man's life by 6.2 years.
Could be the other way 'round as well: nagging is prolonging women‘s lifespan by 6.2 years…
^ in double blind test? 😉
14 years with my girl. 2 fantastic son, not married. I don't think that'll ever happen but never say never - i didn't wanted kids!
Such lucky guy i was when i met her. She brought sunshine in my life, withstand most of my weird idea/behavior and is supporting me.
I hope i'm the same to her but regularly doubt about it as i'm such a fool... sometimes...often...oh well most of the time!
She deserve an award.
14 years with my girl. 2 fantastic son, not married. I don't think that'll ever happen but never say never - i didn't wanted kids!
Such lucky guy i was when i met her. She brought sunshine in my life, withstand most of my weird idea/behavior and is supporting me.
I hope i'm the same to her but regularly doubt about it as i'm such a fool... sometimes...often...oh well most of the time!
She deserve an award.
The other thing is that 82.4% of all fact percentages are made up at the time of typing. 😉
And as soon as he is gone, she soon passes into oblivion, job done.
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Here is mine. We had a deposit put on the wedding place before the birth control failure. Some alterations to the dress were made.
Father in law who is in the picture is currently living in my cottage house.
I will likely inherit the gun if it was not stolen.
