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Konzentr8 said:
Reading the two comments on the blog confirms my alien intervention theory ... anthills the moved away from the area the experiments were conducted in ... a " fizziness " in the air ... what exactly was taking place here ?
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I read that 5,6 possibly 7 times thinking "I can see the ANTS moving away from fizzy air (google being my next stop for what "fizzy air" was) but how do their hills move. Does it mean the ants moved there hills - its just ambiguous. OR did the anthills move with out ant intervention - that would account for the "alien intervention" bit of the sentence. Id go to the point of thinking "I wonder what the ants thought to this - suddenly finding them selves many "ant kilometers" from where they live - OR, OR did just the hill move? Were the ants left where the hill used to be? I mean its going to be a bit of a bummer for the ones in the top half when they just fall to the floor but no where near as big a bummer for the ones underground who suddenly find them selves entombment in solid earth!", when a random finger movement on the mouse scrolled the page down and revealed your clarifying 2nd post......!

I know tomorrow this will seam really funny.........
 
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Now i have just noticed that your clarification only pertains to the "THAT" and the issue of the ant hills and there occupants enforced relocation still remains.

I either need to stop taking as many drugs or start taking a hell of a lot more - I dont know which - im too traumatized by the thought of mass anticide - am I on DIY Audio?, I am on the right forum ant I?
 
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It is possible that the ants were in direct communication with the aliens and being forewarned that "tomorrows" bass output, having been memorised by the speakers,would be immediate and not allow enough time to strengthen the structure of their homes prior to the sub bass frequencies creating a resonance that threatened to destroy their entire civilisation .
 
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The drug line above was a throwaway remark but when I was younger me and some friends got a quantity of "X". "X" because I cannot remember the name, not because I am being discrete - I dont have to, it was legal anyway....... BUT, It was the strangest and most confusing drug EVER. When you took it OTHER people did strange things! And I dont mean you imagined them - these were documented events.

This reminds very strongly of those times.....
 
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Careful though, it may be anal probe, just not by aliens.
 
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Nordost is on the road again.
Unfortunately people get fooled by their salesmen all the time...

Nordost Launches New Sort Lift | The Absolute Sound
The base is a stable, anodized aluminum disk, designed to inhibit any transference of electrical charge from the floor to the cable and eliminate static build-up on the dielectric itself. This base supports the proprietary Floating Spring System. The Floating Spring System uses a flexible, titanium alloy spring-wire, which makes up both the support wings and tension wire supports. In both elements, the alloy wire is coated in FEP, mirroring the design of Nordost cables and making the supports an extension of the cable jacket. These specially treated wires eliminate any electrical interference, while allowing the cables to maintain their natural resonance properties. This revolutionary design elicits several improvements to the sound quality, including an elevated sound stage, improved dynamic range, increased detail in low frequency reproductions, and more natural timbre to the music.
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Its not snake oil (though the sonic claims are maybe a bit extreme🙂), its a product tailored for a particular market... In this case the lady of the house. Its a "lifestyle" product for those with deep pockets...
The wireless technology will be one to watch though, it is the way to go with active speakers, amps next to the drivers and on board DACs. IMHO
 
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