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Don't remember but she had to select them individually anyway. She is in grad-school now on the west coast in photonics. She has given seminars at MIT on chaos. Jessica Rylan - Schneiders Buero Analog Synthesizer - YouTube

Seems she is continuing where the unsung giant of electronic music Delia Derbyshire left off. Without Delia electronic music wouldn't have got to where it did get to eventually.


Oh and Schneiders Büro is an excellent little shop, probably the best electronic music shop in Europe. Plus Andreas Schneider is a really nice guy.
 
TESLA LE Series: Overview | Synergistic Research

If these things are voicing your system


then they must be adding something to the signal, anything added to the signal by definition is noise...further if we want true fidelity shouldn't the sound be neutral, neither adding or subtracting from the signal.
Oh they do have a pretty blue LED, of course personally I hate blue leds too bright and irritating....


Westlake ought to get together with Synergistic I am sure between them they could create the ultimate BS, because all Westlakes stuff is the finest BS....
Tesla would be turning in his grave were he not too busy laughing
 
From their site." TESLA Tricon
The Tricon geometry is engineered to function as an electromagnetic “lens” to concentrate fluctuating alternating current and its subsequent electromagnetic fields for perfect transfer without distortion or loss of signal. Just as a lens focuses light by concentrating or dispersing rays of light, this new geometry concentrates and focuses the sonic signal not by separating conductors, but by strategically aligning conductors in a symmetrical geometry that manages electromagnetic fields just as a lens precisely focuses light across a broad spectrum."
Sounds like they could do magic thing with x-rays on n=ray I am not sure. Just think what they could do for radio astronomy. Or was that radio proctology ?
 
From their site." TESLA Tricon
The Tricon geometry is engineered to function as an electromagnetic “lens” to concentrate fluctuating alternating current and its subsequent electromagnetic fields for perfect transfer without distortion or loss of signal. Just as a lens focuses light by concentrating or dispersing rays of light, this new geometry concentrates and focuses the sonic signal not by separating conductors, but by strategically aligning conductors in a symmetrical geometry that manages electromagnetic fields just as a lens precisely focuses light across a broad spectrum."
Sounds like they could do magic thing with x-rays on n=ray I am not sure. Just think what they could do for radio astronomy. Or was that radio proctology ?

Funny thing as a percentage of spectral BW lenses are very narrow. Achromatic lenses are very hard to make or nearly impossible at short f ratios.
 
From their site." TESLA Tricon
The Tricon geometry is engineered to function as an electromagnetic “lens” to concentrate fluctuating alternating current and its subsequent electromagnetic fields for perfect transfer without distortion or loss of signal. Just as a lens focuses light by concentrating or dispersing rays of light, this new geometry concentrates and focuses the sonic signal not by separating conductors, but by strategically aligning conductors in a symmetrical geometry that manages electromagnetic fields just as a lens precisely focuses light across a broad spectrum."
Very sciencey sounding phrases; classic baffle-speak of very high caliber.
There may be a "try" & "me" in geometry, but it makes no sense to do so on Earth.
Wonder if they're aware of the legal difficulties Russ Andrews encountered for passing along KimberKable powerkord propaganda regarding their magic noise cancelling geometry , whilst an independent tester declared the advertised claims to be false.
 
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