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I want them online too, but not instead of a paper copy. For everyday items like cars and toasters a manual which is too big/expensive to print means a product which is too complicated to use.

Sadly my nephews are now much older than 12 and they can't understand why Uncle does not have any computer games or smartphones or tablets and has kept the same email address for 12 years and watches TV on a TV and speaks to them via a telephone and plays music on a CD player etc.
 
I want a phone that I can just talk to people on, instead of fighting a silly touch screen, a thousand apps that I will never use.
My house looks like the Matrix when I walk in, everyone plugged in to their mobile, even conversing via facebook across the room!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do get strange looks as I use my camera for pictures, my phone for talking to people when I have to (hate texting), my kids think I have not long stepped out of the primeval mud.
 
Constructive Critique...For The Sake of This Forum...

Trying to argue a poor analogy with a guy who financially and socially benefits from the promotion of fashion and snobbery is not going to be useful. Save it for the people who are the intended victims.
You are pretty big on on subtle (and not so subtle) self promotion and denigration of those around you, eh Stuart.
We all understand that you are highly intellectually intelligent, able to cite references in an instant, and well experienced in a range of pursuits.

That said, myself and others find (it has been well discussed offline) that you are very highly lacking in empathy and respect for others (some persons in particular), to the point of bullying, contempt, and plain outright abrasiveness as is evident in the above quote.
I and others don't need to dig too deep to find copious further examples.

I for one, and I am certain that many other members would appreciate that you learn to refrain from denigrating and 'bitchy' input, and elect instead to give only your practical experience and knowledge without the irrelevant emotive input as is too commonly your method, in order to reduce the negative tone that brings down this otherwise generally very positive forum meeting place of many great minds, yours included.

Sincerely, Dan.

http://www.mtpinnacle.com/pdfs/psycophaths-at-work.pdf
Asperger syndrome and adults | Better Health Channel
 
How about RS

Couple of decades ago, a security manager of a 5-star hotel in the A'dam city center drove a bright-red RS Cosworth, second hand car.

Behind the front wheel fenders, he had placed yellow and black horse stickers.
His g/f told me that at home, he had Ferrari parts on wall shelves in the living room.
Stuff he'd ordered at full retail from the dealership service center : headlights, exhaust parts, even an engine hood in full red.
I thought it wiser not to inquire how many dollars a Maranello headlight does.

Goes to show.
 
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