If people willingly accept dishonesty from others it eventually bleeds over into places that affect your life in the worst way. Let's hope our interest in audio continues to be high in our hierarchy in the near future.
Just like a cable thread then🙂
minus sarcasm, pithy re- oh wait, you just proved my point.
If people willingly accept dishonesty from others it eventually bleeds over into places that affect your life in the worst way. Let's hope our interest in audio continues to be high in our hierarchy in the near future.
Nice sig!
I like this thread too, it's a good drop in/chill out zone for when I have fried what's left of my mind reading John Curls Blowtorch thread.
minus sarcasm, pithy re- oh wait, you just proved my point.
I would rather say it was an astute comment posted in a humorous tone, and proof that I do actually read the links provided...
😀
By the way I do think those high frequency things the Red eyed guy was promoting look rather like airgun pellets!
😛 oh look at Richard's uh I mean Ted's "new product" description and how to place them "properly"
How to set up HFT’s & FEQ in your listening room | Synergistic Research
and wowza kids, it's so magical just look at all it does!
Wasn't the Acoustic Art bowls supposed to handle all of this though?
Hmmmmm I guess these cost way less to make so profits are larger.
Any suckers want to chime in and tell us how fabulous they are? 😉
How to set up HFT’s & FEQ in your listening room | Synergistic Research
and wowza kids, it's so magical just look at all it does!
Wasn't the Acoustic Art bowls supposed to handle all of this though?
Hmmmmm I guess these cost way less to make so profits are larger.
Any suckers want to chime in and tell us how fabulous they are? 😉
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And it gets better and better 🙄
New Synergistic Research Technology: UEFT – Uniform Energy Field Technology | Synergistic Research
The opening line about this "product" :
"Every room has a sonic signature or sound. This sound goes beyond what can be measured with traditional acoustic software, beyond standing waves and beyond the amount of time it takes a specific frequency to decay 60 decibels"
Well so much for anyone wanting to criticize "what can be measured" huh? 😀
" Enter the Active FEQ, an ultra low frequency RF pulse generator that acts as a low frequency dither to overpower the ambient RFI and EMI fields in your listening room. Simply plug the FEQ and its internal Ground-Plane into two separate wall sockets in your listening room. Then place the FEQ behind and between your two main speakers and turn it on for an immediate and unmistakable improvement in sound. In fact one FEQ will improve an average listening room all by itself even when no HFTs are present. But the real magic begins when you place an Active FEQ with passive HFTs in the same room"
Seriously? "low frequency dither"? Yes I bet the "real magic begins" when you also buy the HFTs. That being the profits go up for Richard uhhhh Ted.
I didn't know so much could be written about so little on that page. Of course no serious testing of these things will ever be done by an "honorable" audio review website. That would take effort on their part.
New Synergistic Research Technology: UEFT – Uniform Energy Field Technology | Synergistic Research
The opening line about this "product" :
"Every room has a sonic signature or sound. This sound goes beyond what can be measured with traditional acoustic software, beyond standing waves and beyond the amount of time it takes a specific frequency to decay 60 decibels"
Well so much for anyone wanting to criticize "what can be measured" huh? 😀
" Enter the Active FEQ, an ultra low frequency RF pulse generator that acts as a low frequency dither to overpower the ambient RFI and EMI fields in your listening room. Simply plug the FEQ and its internal Ground-Plane into two separate wall sockets in your listening room. Then place the FEQ behind and between your two main speakers and turn it on for an immediate and unmistakable improvement in sound. In fact one FEQ will improve an average listening room all by itself even when no HFTs are present. But the real magic begins when you place an Active FEQ with passive HFTs in the same room"
Seriously? "low frequency dither"? Yes I bet the "real magic begins" when you also buy the HFTs. That being the profits go up for Richard uhhhh Ted.
I didn't know so much could be written about so little on that page. Of course no serious testing of these things will ever be done by an "honorable" audio review website. That would take effort on their part.
Do those two Aliens in the living room also contribute to the 'improvement' or are they also prospective buyers checking out the sound ? 😉
The two aliens have come to check that he is properly using their IP sharing agreement. He gets to use alien physics in his audio products; they get to share his money, as paper (especially with green printing) is incredibly rare on their planet as they long ago destroyed all the trees.
"like a tranquillity base for your listening room" It's no wonder the aliens showed up then.
I wonder if they probed him thoroughly
I wonder if they probed him thoroughly

And it gets better and better 🙄
New Synergistic Research Technology: UEFT – Uniform Energy Field Technology | Synergistic Research
The opening line about this "product" :
"Every room has a sonic signature or sound. This sound goes beyond what can be measured with traditional acoustic software, beyond standing waves and beyond the amount of time it takes a specific frequency to decay 60 decibels"
Well so much for anyone wanting to criticize "what can be measured" huh? 😀
I think that part has been proven wrong the day Sony released the DRE S777 convoluting reverb processor in '99 which allowed anyone to sample the sonic signature of any space and recreate it very accurately in the digital domain.
hehe, cartmans anal probe.."like a tranquillity base for your listening room" It's no wonder the aliens showed up then.
I wonder if they probed him thoroughly![]()
hehe, cartmans anal probe..
Is that where the snake oil is applied? I suppose it could be used as some sort of lubricant but that's not my area of interest 😉
Hey guys,
Take it easy. They also sell Quantum (ie super technology not understood by the masses ) Fueses (sic) so it must be good stuff. Wish they could spell though😀
Take it easy. They also sell Quantum (ie super technology not understood by the masses ) Fueses (sic) so it must be good stuff. Wish they could spell though😀
A new term!
Just thought of a term for use of all these contraptions
"Homeoaudiophilia". 😉😉
And it gets better and better 🙄
New Synergistic Research Technology: UEFT – Uniform Energy Field Technology | Synergistic Research
The opening line about this "product" :
"Every room has a sonic signature or sound. This sound goes beyond what can be measured with traditional acoustic software, beyond standing waves and beyond the amount of time it takes a specific frequency to decay 60 decibels"
Well so much for anyone wanting to criticize "what can be measured" huh? 😀
" Enter the Active FEQ, an ultra low frequency RF pulse generator that acts as a low frequency dither to overpower the ambient RFI and EMI fields in your listening room. Simply plug the FEQ and its internal Ground-Plane into two separate wall sockets in your listening room. Then place the FEQ behind and between your two main speakers and turn it on for an immediate and unmistakable improvement in sound. In fact one FEQ will improve an average listening room all by itself even when no HFTs are present. But the real magic begins when you place an Active FEQ with passive HFTs in the same room"
Seriously? "low frequency dither"? Yes I bet the "real magic begins" when you also buy the HFTs. That being the profits go up for Richard uhhhh Ted.
I didn't know so much could be written about so little on that page. Of course no serious testing of these things will ever be done by an "honorable" audio review website. That would take effort on their part.
Just thought of a term for use of all these contraptions
"Homeoaudiophilia". 😉😉
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Only about £683 pounds more than the cables I use...of course mine are not...
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Some interesting ideas...
Only about £683 pounds more than the cables I use...of course mine are not...
http://www.russandrews.com/popindex...&customer_id=PAA2894106813924EUJEREOEEJFPBQCF
Some interesting ideas...
If you’ve followed some of Russ’s thoughts in previous issues of our Connected magazine, you’ll know that he advocates the freezing of CDs to improve their sound quality. Treating CDs with DCT is many, many times more effective than your home deep-freeze ever can be, so we’re also able to offer the treatment to your existing CDs, too. The improvements to your recordings are every bit as dramatic as the cable treatments.
The improvements to your recordings are every bit as dramatic as the cable treatments.
I can believe that.
Ag vs. Cu... no contest
Well... what do you know anyway??😉 I prefer silver bits over copper bits any day of the week
In fact, I have silver and copper bits laying all over my garage, and anything I make near the silver turns out much better than what's made near the lowly copper... ya' know, all shiny and such...😀😀
I'm thinking iridosmine cables may be the ultimate
John L.
I can believe that.
Well... what do you know anyway??😉 I prefer silver bits over copper bits any day of the week
In fact, I have silver and copper bits laying all over my garage, and anything I make near the silver turns out much better than what's made near the lowly copper... ya' know, all shiny and such...😀😀
I'm thinking iridosmine cables may be the ultimate
John L.
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