Funniest snake oil theories

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😛 oh look at Richard's uh I mean Ted's "new product" description and how to place them "properly"

How to set up HFT’s & FEQ in your listening room | Synergistic Research

and wowza kids, it's so magical just look at all it does!
Wasn't the Acoustic Art bowls supposed to handle all of this though?
Hmmmmm I guess these cost way less to make so profits are larger.
Any suckers want to chime in and tell us how fabulous they are? 😉

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And it gets better and better 🙄
New Synergistic Research Technology: UEFT – Uniform Energy Field Technology | Synergistic Research

The opening line about this "product" :

"Every room has a sonic signature or sound. This sound goes beyond what can be measured with traditional acoustic software, beyond standing waves and beyond the amount of time it takes a specific frequency to decay 60 decibels"

Well so much for anyone wanting to criticize "what can be measured" huh? 😀

" Enter the Active FEQ, an ultra low frequency RF pulse generator that acts as a low frequency dither to overpower the ambient RFI and EMI fields in your listening room. Simply plug the FEQ and its internal Ground-Plane into two separate wall sockets in your listening room. Then place the FEQ behind and between your two main speakers and turn it on for an immediate and unmistakable improvement in sound. In fact one FEQ will improve an average listening room all by itself even when no HFTs are present. But the real magic begins when you place an Active FEQ with passive HFTs in the same room"

Seriously? "low frequency dither"? Yes I bet the "real magic begins" when you also buy the HFTs. That being the profits go up for Richard uhhhh Ted.

I didn't know so much could be written about so little on that page. Of course no serious testing of these things will ever be done by an "honorable" audio review website. That would take effort on their part.
 
And it gets better and better 🙄
New Synergistic Research Technology: UEFT – Uniform Energy Field Technology | Synergistic Research

The opening line about this "product" :

"Every room has a sonic signature or sound. This sound goes beyond what can be measured with traditional acoustic software, beyond standing waves and beyond the amount of time it takes a specific frequency to decay 60 decibels"

Well so much for anyone wanting to criticize "what can be measured" huh? 😀

I think that part has been proven wrong the day Sony released the DRE S777 convoluting reverb processor in '99 which allowed anyone to sample the sonic signature of any space and recreate it very accurately in the digital domain.
 
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And it gets better and better 🙄
New Synergistic Research Technology: UEFT – Uniform Energy Field Technology | Synergistic Research

The opening line about this "product" :

"Every room has a sonic signature or sound. This sound goes beyond what can be measured with traditional acoustic software, beyond standing waves and beyond the amount of time it takes a specific frequency to decay 60 decibels"

Well so much for anyone wanting to criticize "what can be measured" huh? 😀

" Enter the Active FEQ, an ultra low frequency RF pulse generator that acts as a low frequency dither to overpower the ambient RFI and EMI fields in your listening room. Simply plug the FEQ and its internal Ground-Plane into two separate wall sockets in your listening room. Then place the FEQ behind and between your two main speakers and turn it on for an immediate and unmistakable improvement in sound. In fact one FEQ will improve an average listening room all by itself even when no HFTs are present. But the real magic begins when you place an Active FEQ with passive HFTs in the same room"

Seriously? "low frequency dither"? Yes I bet the "real magic begins" when you also buy the HFTs. That being the profits go up for Richard uhhhh Ted.

I didn't know so much could be written about so little on that page. Of course no serious testing of these things will ever be done by an "honorable" audio review website. That would take effort on their part.


Just thought of a term for use of all these contraptions


"Homeoaudiophilia". 😉😉
 
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I can believe that.

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