C'mon, you don't have to play brave here... We won't even insist on calling you "Erica Choky Jong" ....
that means you're going 158%
Do not worry guys - i will insert him personally on that plane
C'mon, you don't have to play brave here... We won't even insist on calling you "Erica Choky Jong" ....
Magura
Fear of flying? Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline invented the cure - Vodka! Just smuggle a bottle of your Zen-brandy in the air.
For some reason Wild Turkey looks strangely like Listerine in a Listerine bottle
He won't have that pesky TSA 3-1-1 rule coming over
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Count me in for $20, it would be worth it just to see the photo of ZM's face while shaking papa's hand
It would be worth it just to get a picture of Zenmod shaking in his boots just before take off and landing.
It is ok to admit your fear of flying. We won't laugh at you, honestly.
Alprazolam, better know as Xanax here in USA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanax
Just be careful with it - you'll be ok.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanax
Just be careful with it - you'll be ok.
Actually it is the take off that has the most danger involved because the aircraft is not up to full power.
Yes take off is very dangerous. I once heard of a flock of birds flying into the air intake of an aeroplane at take off. The birds took out the jet engines and the plane was history.
Do you have birds where you come from Zenmod?
True, nothing to worry about.
Not as much as one single passenger has so far not made it back to the ground
Magura
True, true. And hilarious as well.
This one of the nicest, and funniest threads I've had the pleasure of reading. Is there a contribution account through pay pal yet?russellc
Generally yes, but birds and other gentle creatures tend to quickly dissappear, scared to the state of panic when they find themselves in ZM's vicinity, so I suppose they won't be a problem for the air traffic...
y'mean 'cause of this Hawkwind Kids Bday picture ?
( I just need to stick 3 propellers and voilla - I'm up Big Splash ...... without jeopardy of wax melting )
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y'mean 'cause of this Hawkwind Kids Bday picture ?
No, no, that's too much - that'll scare the pilot
ZenMerection : The Belgrade flight story.
Intro : Plane hits storm, goes terribly off heading, and crashes in the Andes.
Scene 1, cut 1, Passenger yelling out in shear horror :
It's Alive, has a beard, and he's BBQing my left foot.
Bwana - me don't need da pilot ; me have own propellers !
Bwana .... me thinks that you're of same tribe ......
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