Would you pay £3,249 for this USB reclocker?

It's alright. Once you start to send your daughters to clean the houses in Eastern EU and they will be coming back home pregnant it will be the time to start to worry. $4000 re-clockers is not even a first chapter of the story.
 
"A dark-haired, durably handsome and dependable cowboy actor equipped with a strong stance and taciturn seriousness both on and off camera"

A short, fat, bald and missing some essential teeth frequently penniless old geezer driving 2004 Pontiac doesn't look like a worthy competitor to a title ...
Actually it was a Monty Python sketch. Dennis Moore was played by John Cleese.