What is the Universe expanding into..

Do you think there was anything before the big bang?

  • I don't think there was anything before the Big Bang

    Votes: 56 12.5%
  • I think something existed before the Big Bang

    Votes: 200 44.7%
  • I don't think the big bang happened

    Votes: 54 12.1%
  • I think the universe is part of a mutiverse

    Votes: 201 45.0%

  • Total voters
    447
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(Sir?) Richard Branson, the $$ behind this civilian space travel business. His plans and bank account took a big hit. Not that he can't afford it, but he's not likely to be exercising willful negligence. But it's his money. He can do whatever he wants with it - rockets, balloons, bonfires.
 
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The mankind thinks they are smarter than nature( plants, animals...)
simply because they are. An animal is incapable of doing evil because
it is not a person. You can not ask an animal to come to court and
give testimony to an event. You can not expect of an animal to become
an artist or an inventor. People use them as they see fit for a good cause.
I feel bad for you.
 
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Cheer up!

1.
A waiter in a bar is angry with the drunk who appears not
to be willing to pay for the drinks he had and the waiter says:
" If you don't pay in a matter of 5 minutes, I'm calling the cops!"
The drunk:" Hey mister, you are very much mistaken if you
think police is gonna pay the bill for me".

2. Lucifer suggested to St.Peter a soccer game Heaven vs. Hell,
and St.Peter said:" You are no match for us, we've got all the best players
on our side in heaven." Lucifer:" Ah, but you seem to forget, Peter, most
of the referees are with me in hell."

3. An older lady standing in the bus said to a boy sitting: " Would you
mind getting up, young man!" I would not, replied the boy, I just fear of
loosing my seat."

4. A very happy girl is thanking her boyfriend:" You finally asked my dad
for my hand! What did he say about it? Boyfriend:"He said he felt very
sorry for me!"

5. An alcoholic is seeing his doctor and the doc sais:" I really can't say
what exactly is wrong with you. Must be the alcohol." The alcoholic:
"Ok doctor, I'll return when you get sober."

6. A prison guard warns a prisoner, be very carefull not to mess up the job
I gave you. You gotta sweep and wash the hallway thoroughly. Attorney
General is arriving tomorrow! Prisoner:"Thank God, they finally decideed
to catch the crook!"

7. A doctor to a patient:"Your cough seems to have improved."
Patient:"No wonder, I was practicing all night long."
 
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