'The person below..........'

[aardvarkash10]

nah - just hanging around waiting for the rugby world cup....

your balls - oval, or round?

 

[prickears]

True, before or after free kick?

The person below, like me, doesn't know anymore, if this game is all about this or that?

 

[aardvarkash10]

what, are you trying to force me into a box??? To align with your limited paradigm??? Fascist!!!! I'll respond to any thread I want IN any thread I want, ok? I'm not limited by your petty capitalist running dog lacky-ism! I'm my own man dammit!

Now, where's my I-pod and nikes?

The person below LOVES their I-pod and Nikes. And conformity.

 

[prickears]

Ok, ok.......Jeez man, I was only trying to get a reaction, what is it with you?
I'm gonna tell uncle Cal, you called me names, you nasty man, you.

False, whats an I-Nike, anyway?

The person below realises that for every action...........

 

[chris661]

..... there's an equal and opposite criticism.

The person below owns a gun.

 

[prickears]

I wish, I would have taught that sparrow a thing or two this morning.

The person below also lives in a country where guns are seriously frowned upon.

 

[ashok]

True.......but every criminal or bent mind who wants one can get one easily.
Anything from a pea shooter to AK-47's. It's much easier to get one if you are a politician. Here all politicians are instant God's the day they get elected ( that would mean that one is now far above any law of the land.....and you can stick a red light on your car and advertise the fact that you are flouting every law as you have the right as a politician !). Fantastic country.

The person below wants to migrate to the Moon !

 

[chris661]

Definitely, though I'd have to take some headphones, because speakers don't work out there.......

the person below thinks apostrophes are over-used.

 

[prickears]

All-trophies-are-over-used-I-think...............kinda-like-full-stop's-and-stuff...........blatent-under-use-of-the-ingliese-langwidge..................

The-person-below-needs-to-syphon-their-python..................................

 

[Ed LaFontaine]

...ahem, moving this along...

Not just yet,
as it has recently been done,
and when it needs attention again,
I have someone to do it for me...

The person below hasn't responded in awhile... .. .

 

[badman]

True, if a while isn't too terribly long.

The person below likes blue LEDs

 

[Mooly]

True... I love blue LED's and Christmas decorations are a cheap source

The person below complained last time they bought fish and chips, asking "Is this fish dead, 'cos I think it's just eaten half my chips"

 

[aardvarkash10]

joking! I was too busy shaking my head at that oddest of English oddities - the pickled egg...

The person below prefers a good hamburger to fush n chups.

 

[Gordy]

True, I love hamburgers, especially those from Germany.

The person below hates people from Hamburg…

 

[prickears]

false, I can even put up wuth new zarlindurs!

The person below loves burnt Ant eaters.

 

[badman]

False, but I imagine it's delicious if it's what I'm picturing.

The person below believes that most stereotypes have some basis in reality.

 

[Mooly]

False... I have worked on many s-t-e-r-e-o t-y-p-e-s of varied origin. They are what many manufacturers turn out when throwing a bag of bits up in the air and seeing how they land.

The person below is rather short.

 

[Puffin]

rather short on ??? Compassion, Humour, errr.....Stature??

I'm 5' 9" you decide.

The person belows name is an anagram of Oymoron.

 

[Cal Weldon]

False, no such anagram

The person below has dark hair

 

[Ed LaFontaine]

break the chain...

ok, what is an oymoron? a Jewish dummy? uh, like Cal said, no such thing

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