Off topics like yours are always welcome here...just look at the response🙂 Being on-topic is being off-topic...does that make sense?
what if you are off topic about being off topic??
Or is that being on topic about being off topic about being off topic??
Or is this post on topic of the topic of being off topic about being off topic but is still on topic about the off topic nature of this topic? 😕
Matt
I'm sure that reads familiar to quite a bunch at this club.
So does starting out so ambitious, without a return for all that was invested in dollars and effort.
Please do return in 5, you'll likely even get serious responses from the cuckoos at this thread (provided no2 isn't over the top again).
Suuuuuuuure ya will - trust me!!!!
MAYBE on another thread - but this one????? 😛😛😛😛
Guess that my 5 SpongeBob bid didn't cut it - oh well - I have to many projects in the Q anyway. 🙄
Old bloke joggin away in the main street.
He goes in the grocery store and carry on joggin while he waits to be served
His turn came up and grocers ask
Grocer) How are you and what can I do you for?
Old Bloke) I am blody marwelus and would like same fresh cabbage.
Grocer) You do look well how ald are you?
Old Bloke) I am 75 and evvery morning I jog 5 miles then get same fresh cabbage and same lamb chops then go home and have dinner.
Grocers give him the cabbage and old block jog away to the butcher.
In the buther the old Bloke jogs while he is wating to be served.
When his turn is up the Butcher askim what he can do him for.
Old Blocke) I will have same lamb chops for my breckfast.
evvery morning I jog 5 miles then get sam fresh cabbage and Lamb chops
being doing this since I was a kid and he don me well.
Buther) Inded inded you lok well.
Old bloke) Gues how old I am?
Old Lady) (very old lady) I tell you how old you are.
Old Bloke) Nah no way.
Old lady )Just bear with me and I tell you.
Old Bloke) all right then lass
Old lady kneal down in front of the old bloke take the dentures off lover the joggin pants and start to give him one.
Same time later....
He goes in the grocery store and carry on joggin while he waits to be served
His turn came up and grocers ask
Grocer) How are you and what can I do you for?
Old Bloke) I am blody marwelus and would like same fresh cabbage.
Grocer) You do look well how ald are you?
Old Bloke) I am 75 and evvery morning I jog 5 miles then get same fresh cabbage and same lamb chops then go home and have dinner.
Grocers give him the cabbage and old block jog away to the butcher.
In the buther the old Bloke jogs while he is wating to be served.
When his turn is up the Butcher askim what he can do him for.
Old Blocke) I will have same lamb chops for my breckfast.
evvery morning I jog 5 miles then get sam fresh cabbage and Lamb chops
being doing this since I was a kid and he don me well.
Buther) Inded inded you lok well.
Old bloke) Gues how old I am?
Old Lady) (very old lady) I tell you how old you are.
Old Bloke) Nah no way.
Old lady )Just bear with me and I tell you.
Old Bloke) all right then lass
Old lady kneal down in front of the old bloke take the dentures off lover the joggin pants and start to give him one.
Same time later....
Backstabbath,
as the saying (not necessarily) goes : if the bag's old enough, you can't make head or tail of it.
Same time later
Old lady says to the old man
You are 75 years old
Old man very surprised ask
How did you know
Old lady)
Heard you in the grocery store
Old lady says to the old man
You are 75 years old
Old man very surprised ask
How did you know
Old lady)
Heard you in the grocery store
Interesting. One dirty joke is enough to stop you guys from posting OT stuff for weeks? I thought you were much tougher 😀
forgive us .... we sinned ;
like in good old days - spreading Off Topic on every other thread ..... except this one
Hi Nelson
As long as this thread is quiet, there's a big chance that one of two things are happening:
1. We are busy doing the homework, as ordered the supreme commander (wife). Shopping, fixing things around the house and going to work. Doing it more often than usual tends to kills a sense for humor...
2. Our soldering irons are hot! I'm just going to plug-in mine and log off... 😛
See ya later 😉
As long as this thread is quiet, there's a big chance that one of two things are happening:
1. We are busy doing the homework, as ordered the supreme commander (wife). Shopping, fixing things around the house and going to work. Doing it more often than usual tends to kills a sense for humor...
2. Our soldering irons are hot! I'm just going to plug-in mine and log off... 😛
See ya later 😉
Nice to see this going again sorry if joke offended anybody.
Of topic
Papa have you tried Dolcetto di Diano plenty of 7th armonics.
May be 5th not shure.
But once you reach the sweet spot it make you melow donwn and talk about the past
Loads of laugs and od tears.
Al
Of topic
Papa have you tried Dolcetto di Diano plenty of 7th armonics.
May be 5th not shure.
But once you reach the sweet spot it make you melow donwn and talk about the past
Loads of laugs and od tears.
Al
It's just a sense of humor that got offended - good joke justifies any profanity/vulgarity, but that wasn't a good joke....
Never you mind, keep tryin'....
il Padre doesn't look like the pasta type.
Shut up, you annoy me after 5 days of sanding/varnishing.
(the bent over thing in the window left corner is not a donkey (=> TBWMBO)
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Hi juma nice one
had the gigles for last 5 minutes
Hi jacco would rather try with red meat Tbone or such but beter by itself with Debusy or Dire straits.
Certanly it does look like a donkey.
Al
had the gigles for last 5 minutes
Hi jacco would rather try with red meat Tbone or such but beter by itself with Debusy or Dire straits.
Certanly it does look like a donkey.
Al