Something to lighten the mood

Just a few
 

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My wife and I are both 60 and the spice has kinda faded.
We have our intimate concerns and I felt the need to look elsewhere.
It happened, so I sent my wife a note.

By the time you get this my dear, I will be in a warm sunny place (our retreat in Maui) with my 20 year old assistant doing things you never did for me, for at least the next week. Sorry, but deal with it my sweet. Your call going forward.

When I got to our condo there was a noted pinned to the door from the manager.
Once inside, I read the following:

Cal, I love you but you are not alone in your feelings. I too will be somewhere sunny and warm with my own 20 year old boy toy.
As you know, my accounting skills are up there.
The way I figure, 20 goes into 60 way more than the other way round.
See you at home next week darling.
Say hi to Brittany for me...




...grumble...grumble...gawdam I hate her.
 
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