Buddy forgot his anniversary. His wife was livid.
She said, tomorrow morning I better find something in the driveway that goes from 0 - 200 in 5 seconds.
You better make sure it's there mister!
Next morning he goes to work.
She looks out the window and sees a box in the driveway. She rushes out and brings it inside.
She opens the box and finds a bathroom scale.
Buddy's not answering his phone and nobody's heard from him.
She said, tomorrow morning I better find something in the driveway that goes from 0 - 200 in 5 seconds.
You better make sure it's there mister!
Next morning he goes to work.
She looks out the window and sees a box in the driveway. She rushes out and brings it inside.
She opens the box and finds a bathroom scale.
Buddy's not answering his phone and nobody's heard from him.
I have seen that is real life when I was a kid. The 70's were something else I tell ya.
Why not, it's one of the oldest forms of humor known to science.
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Don't worry! It will come off again when he finishes his Christmas work as a Santa at the Xmas Grotto in his local departmental store!
Brian my friend, I have had the same goatee (red colour in the old days) since 2001. I grew it as a tribute to a fallen buddy.
Here is the old avatar.
Here is the old avatar.
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Canadian, and US, culture is multi ethnic.
You can't tell a North American by their last names... maybe if they got a Camaro, a mullet and are playing Rush... well, they're English Speaking Canadians... US... it's just too many people... but you bet if they got a big enough car, they're likely North American.
Cal looks Canadian to me. Lots of Irish, Scotts, English in Canada, eh?
You can't tell a North American by their last names... maybe if they got a Camaro, a mullet and are playing Rush... well, they're English Speaking Canadians... US... it's just too many people... but you bet if they got a big enough car, they're likely North American.
Cal looks Canadian to me. Lots of Irish, Scotts, English in Canada, eh?
Maybe if they're playing RUSH, they just have excellent taste in music.