Something to lighten the mood

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OK, these two go hand in hand, I think
"You still call grandma, darling, beautiful and honey"
This reminds me of a beautiful scene in Star trek, at the end of the episode, the baddy was dieing, and his old, grey haired wife was holding him. He was talking to her and mentioned her golden blond hair, she chuckled and said she hadn't been blond for decades, puzzled, he answered that he still saw the gold. In that instant you realized that he was still so much in love with her, he hadn't noticed her ageing, and the anti-aging potion (that the episode was about) that he was taking was just because he saw his own aging, and wanted to remain the young man she fell for. With those words, in an instant, he went from a baddy to s goody.
A bit different to the trash on TV now.
 
Wife's away and I have wanted a piece of the babysitter for some time see, so on Saturday, I takes her to the jewelry store to try and butter her up.
The jeweller shows us this nice necklace and says it's $800. I said, so you have something a little more special?
He goes into the back room and comes back with a really nice looking one and says I can have it for a mere $7,000. I said fine. The young lady's eyes grew all wide and googly.
How with you be paying sir?
By cheque. I'll give it to you today and you can confirm the funds on Monday. I'll come get the necklace Tuesday.
So I get a rather terse call on Monday morning saying sir, there are insufficient funds in that account.
I said, I know.
Now, let me tell you about my weekend.
 
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