Something to lighten the mood

[techtool]

Perhaps the person who created this sign wasn't following the rules.....

 

[NareshBrd]

Or was high on some substances...

 

[Cal Weldon]

that the cars would have to be cryogenically cooled to have any meaningfully effect.

Not so fast. I once put vacuumed sealed cars in and instantly converted the cabinet to infinite baffle.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Save a beaver,
eat a tree

It's actually save a beaver, eat wood.

 

[Galu]

It all depends how hungry you are...

 

[Jim the Oldbie]

Ooo err Missus !!

 

[Mr_Zenith]

Watch out for those sharp edges...

 

[techtool]

Not so fast. I once put vacuumed sealed cars in and instantly converted the cabinet to infinite baffle.

From one of my favorite comics..

 

[Cal Weldon]

Yes, one of mine too.

 

[tonyEE]

I guess I don't get it.

 

[Zuman]

The bartender says "We don't serve tachyons in here..."
A tachyon walks into a bar.

 

[techtool]

I guess I don't get it.

Here's another time related one....

"When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. You buy a one way round trip ticket. You leave any Monday, and they bring you back the previous Friday... That way you still have the weekend." - Steven Wright

 

[cracked case]

Is that the same Steve Wright that asks how much higher would sea levels be without all the sea sponges living in it?

 

[indra1]

"When I go, ... You buy...." - Steven Wright

Very smart.

 

[Galu]

A tachyon walks into a bar.

While we're on particle jokes:

A neutrino walks into a bar, and the barman says, "What can I get you?"

"Nothing, I'm just passing through."

 

[bremen nacht]

Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today
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My sister caught her nipper attempting to post a slice of toast into the f hole of her double bass

 

[techtool]

Is that the same Steve Wright that asks how much higher would sea levels be without all the sea sponges living in it

Yes, and maybe he discovered natures method of regulating sea levels.

 

[Bigun]

My sister caught her nipper attempting to post a slice of toast into the f hole of her double bass

There are too many ways to respond

 

[Cal Weldon]

I guess I don't get it.

its like my joke was. You have to wIll it to work for it to be funny.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Tony, here’s another and again by SW:

If you drive at the speed of light and turn the headlights on…