I am devastated, my wife has run off with my best mate.
No one one knows where they have gone.
I am going to miss him.
No one one knows where they have gone.
I am going to miss him.
When I was in college, my girlfriend broke up with me. She moved out of my house.
About a week later, she said she wanted to take the cat. Mind you, I had a house, job, etc and she had a hippy dippy lifestyle, basically couch surfing. I said no effin way. Hit the bricks. A few weeks later her mom came to pick her up and take her home. She had done some acid and quit going to class. I saw her and she was bat-shart crazy. I called her mom and told her she needed help. The hippy aholes she was crashing with had no intention of helping her. Her mom drove 200 miles in a few hours and took her home, for good.
I talked to her mom a few weeks later and she said it was a shame she broke up with me. She said she would have had a much better life with me in the picture (hello Captain Obvious.) I told her mom I was real sorry about what happened, but that it was the best thing that ever happened to me and that I was much better off without her fruitcake daughter.
The cat lived another 16 years with me. It was the best thing for the cat too.
About a week later, she said she wanted to take the cat. Mind you, I had a house, job, etc and she had a hippy dippy lifestyle, basically couch surfing. I said no effin way. Hit the bricks. A few weeks later her mom came to pick her up and take her home. She had done some acid and quit going to class. I saw her and she was bat-shart crazy. I called her mom and told her she needed help. The hippy aholes she was crashing with had no intention of helping her. Her mom drove 200 miles in a few hours and took her home, for good.
I talked to her mom a few weeks later and she said it was a shame she broke up with me. She said she would have had a much better life with me in the picture (hello Captain Obvious.) I told her mom I was real sorry about what happened, but that it was the best thing that ever happened to me and that I was much better off without her fruitcake daughter.
The cat lived another 16 years with me. It was the best thing for the cat too.
A 25 pounder fell off a cliff in Libya, after firing a shell, narrowly missing a tent below, and a young gunner goes down and asks a tent inmate 'anybody seen a gun?'....Spike was in the tent, gunner was Peter Sellers...their first meeting.
Some of the Goon Show recordings are permanently lost, I did read most of the scripts, but that is a lot less than hearing the actual recordings.
Some of the Goon Show recordings are permanently lost, I did read most of the scripts, but that is a lot less than hearing the actual recordings.
I could enjoy a nice slice of fresh fruitcake. But not a slice of fruitcake that's as hard as a brick.
Sometimes fruitcakes get passed around because nobody wants them. They sit around and get stale. Fruitcakes are even delivered by mail. Doesn't sound very good.
If you want to have your fruitcake eaten, put rum in it. Lots of rum. Although it's way off my diet, I had a small slice of rum cake this year.
Sometimes fruitcakes get passed around because nobody wants them. They sit around and get stale. Fruitcakes are even delivered by mail. Doesn't sound very good.
If you want to have your fruitcake eaten, put rum in it. Lots of rum. Although it's way off my diet, I had a small slice of rum cake this year.
