Never hang with a woman that can beat you in an arm wrestle, no matter how well hung you are.
You order valve cover seals for a Honda and the packaging comes like this. I did not order rings.
Rhis reminds me of an anecdotyy es from back in rhe early nineties.
I was back in basel from a lengthy trip and didn’t know where to go to have an affordable but rasty dinner.
So I entered a Kurdish club (kebab and the like were often really tasty then!), and every, really every head turned towards me. I considered myself lucky to not understand their comments. Ordered something I do not remember (but it was very tasty!), had a seat at the back waiting.
…
Then the phone rang.
Every one (they were all men), really EVERY one vehemently waved his hands and said (in kurdish): „I'M NOT HERE!“
unforgettable.
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My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.
I was shocked, appalled, aghast and dismayed.
When I told her, she was short of words.
I was shocked, appalled, aghast and dismayed.
When I told her, she was short of words.
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My best friend's wife is a horrible person. She called me up the other day just to yell and give me heck. I guess my buddy had called her a bad name and she was blaming me. I said oh...
Did he use the B word?
No she said.
I'm thinking uh-oh! Did he use the C word?
No again.
Well then Kathy, he didn't hear it from me.
Did he use the B word?
No she said.
I'm thinking uh-oh! Did he use the C word?
No again.
Well then Kathy, he didn't hear it from me.
There actually are ACME stores!
https://www.acmestores.com/page/128
However the one mentioned here would be the one owned by Roadrunner Industries!
https://www.acmestores.com/page/128
However the one mentioned here would be the one owned by Roadrunner Industries!
That´s my BIG beef with Simulation software.
You throw nonsense numbers at them and they reply with even more nonsense numbers, with a stone face.