I watched a man putting petrol in his car on pump Three - but only ten pounds' worth.
"That's not much" I commented.
He replied: "No, I just need enough to get to pump Four...". 😉
"That's not much" I commented.
He replied: "No, I just need enough to get to pump Four...". 😉
Usually people are more obsessive about how long something else is - like “6 inches of Polish sausage”.
My neighbour doesn't like that his wife sunbathes in the nude. Me, I've been on the fence.
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
That was a good one!🤣
For many years I have kept an eye (Cee Gee EYE) on the flatearthers. Many are just obnoxious but there are a few gems that end up on Youtube every now and then. This one appeared commented (it couldn't possibly be debunked of obvious reasons).
I really love the comment section as very many corns of wisdom end up there and add to the sheer .... amusement of the videos.
For many years I have kept an eye (Cee Gee EYE) on the flatearthers. Many are just obnoxious but there are a few gems that end up on Youtube every now and then. This one appeared commented (it couldn't possibly be debunked of obvious reasons).
I really love the comment section as very many corns of wisdom end up there and add to the sheer .... amusement of the videos.
A young man and his date were parked, sampling the beauty of a secluded spot. It wasn't long before they were enjoying each other's company, and she said, 'I should have told you this earlier, but I'm a working girl and if we go any further I'm going to have to charge you.'
They do... and the man is sitting back, smoking a cigarette. The girl says to him don't you think we should get going, it's a fair way back into town? and he replies 'I should have told you this earlier, but I'm an Uber driver....'
They do... and the man is sitting back, smoking a cigarette. The girl says to him don't you think we should get going, it's a fair way back into town? and he replies 'I should have told you this earlier, but I'm an Uber driver....'