My wife told me she is dieting as she wants to be a skinny b!tch.
Innocently I said honey, you're already halfway there...
Sigh, another night on the couch.
Innocently I said honey, you're already halfway there...
Sigh, another night on the couch.
I’m going to buy that couch so I can charge you rent, as many nights as you spend on it.
Sell the couch to JD Vance. It's said he is attracted couches ...
Don't forget to add tariffs.
Don't forget to add tariffs.
I know this one has been around the block many times but each time it passes my front porch I give it a big smile.
A bank manager says to his secretary:
We are going abroad for a week for a seminar. Make travel arrangements…
The secretary calls her husband: I'm going abroad with the director for a week. Take care of yourself, dear.
Husband calls mistress: My wife is going abroad for a week, let's spend that week together, my queen...
The mistress calls the boy she is tutoring: I have a lot of work next week. You don't have to come to class.
The boy calls his grandfather: Grandpa, I don't have school next week, my teacher will be busy. Let's spend the week together!
The grandfather (who is the director of this story) calls the secretary: I am going to spend the next week with my grandson, so I will not be attending the seminar. You can cancel the trip.
The secretary calls her husband: The company director changed his mind and just cancelled the trip.
Husband calls mistress: We won't be able to spend the next week together, my wife's trip has been cancelled.
The mistress calls the boy from the private lessons: Change of plans: this week we are going to have classes as usual.
The boy calls his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher told me that I have classes this week. I'm sorry, I won't be able to keep you company.
Grandfather calls the secretary: My grandson just told me that he won't be able to be with me this week. Please continue with the preparations for the trip to the seminar...
A bank manager says to his secretary:
We are going abroad for a week for a seminar. Make travel arrangements…
The secretary calls her husband: I'm going abroad with the director for a week. Take care of yourself, dear.
Husband calls mistress: My wife is going abroad for a week, let's spend that week together, my queen...
The mistress calls the boy she is tutoring: I have a lot of work next week. You don't have to come to class.
The boy calls his grandfather: Grandpa, I don't have school next week, my teacher will be busy. Let's spend the week together!
The grandfather (who is the director of this story) calls the secretary: I am going to spend the next week with my grandson, so I will not be attending the seminar. You can cancel the trip.
The secretary calls her husband: The company director changed his mind and just cancelled the trip.
Husband calls mistress: We won't be able to spend the next week together, my wife's trip has been cancelled.
The mistress calls the boy from the private lessons: Change of plans: this week we are going to have classes as usual.
The boy calls his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher told me that I have classes this week. I'm sorry, I won't be able to keep you company.
Grandfather calls the secretary: My grandson just told me that he won't be able to be with me this week. Please continue with the preparations for the trip to the seminar...
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A good friend told me he had hundreds of jokes about the unemployed.
But he sadly told me that none of them seemed to work......
But he sadly told me that none of them seemed to work......
What no schoolbuses or moms dropping off their kids????? OH, I see ... Scandinavia ....
Five Important Qualities
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
In some of Cleveland's high population suburbs, school yards look like that on the nice days.
Last Fall there was a walk to school week.
Last Fall there was a walk to school week.
