Something to lighten the mood

RCA. It came complete with a trenching needle that ensured the records of the day were replaced once a year.

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It's more making fun about the connector use/properties/colors than the depicted persons. 😉 It's about what the colors represent, making fun of it, esp. since the most recent generations probably had never have to deal with these standars. You are ofc completel right though.
 
I bought an aging horse. Cost me a hundred bucks. Wired the money I did, sight unseen.
On the drive there I gets me a call saying the horse just died.
I says don't you be worrying, let me have a look.
I get there and says give me 50 bucks back and help me load the horse.
He says, what you be wantin' a dead horse for?
I says I gonna raffle him off.

So I sells 1000 tickets at 10 bucks each see,
And the winner comes by, he sees the horse is dead and tells me his gonna give me a whoopin' if I don't gives him his money back.
Okay, okay I says and give him his 10 bucks and another 10 for gas money.
He walks away kinda happy.
I walk away with 9,930 bucks, which just happens to just enough for lumber I need for the addition to the barn right, so all good?
 
I went to the doctor.
I tells him very time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'
Doc says, you're married?
Yes.
Is your wife at home?
No, she on an all-girls vacation.
Do you miss her?
Well, sure I do.
That's it then he said.
What's it, I asked.

He said absence makes the farts go Honda.
Lol...that was a school playground joke 40 years ago !...only the Dr diagnosed an abscess... thus "abscess make the fart go honda"