Probably tender and delicious.
Hint:
Cook it, serve it and reveal the truth after dinner.
Or not. 😉
Hint:
Cook it, serve it and reveal the truth after dinner.
Or not. 😉
Want to lighten your mood?
Wait until your easy chair needs a little servicing of the swing up foot support.
Tilt the chair on its side and tell me you don’t have enough change spilling out to buy enough beer for that day and maybe the next.
Happened to me today after 14 years.
I am actually ashamed to suggest how much was caught in that back pocket. It’s obvious they thought about that in the design, as when all you have to do is tilt the chair, you end up with half a mortgage payment on the floor.
Woo Hoo! I can even get some of the good suds!
Wait until your easy chair needs a little servicing of the swing up foot support.
Tilt the chair on its side and tell me you don’t have enough change spilling out to buy enough beer for that day and maybe the next.
Happened to me today after 14 years.
I am actually ashamed to suggest how much was caught in that back pocket. It’s obvious they thought about that in the design, as when all you have to do is tilt the chair, you end up with half a mortgage payment on the floor.
Woo Hoo! I can even get some of the good suds!
Cal, have you checked under the car seats lately?
Maybe the other half of the mortgage payment is waiting out in the driveway.
This style of saving works good in Canada because they have ONE and TWO Dollar coins instead of paper bills.
BBC TVs 'The Secret Genius of Modern Life', presented by Professor Hannah Fry.
'The Microwave Oven'.
Percy Spencer was standing by a Cavity Magnetron when it zapped his pocket and melted his Nut Cluster.
I bet that was painful?
'The Microwave Oven'.
Percy Spencer was standing by a Cavity Magnetron when it zapped his pocket and melted his Nut Cluster.
I bet that was painful?
I believe this cartoon is an example of what is called 'Dark Humour':
Disclaimer: No babies were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon.
Disclaimer: No babies were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon.
Thank God!
What about the poor turkey? Now it's going to be over-stuffed and under-cooked.
We may just need to turn a blind eye to that fact.
Mobius strip: (Walks into a bar, looking distraught.)
Bartender: Are you OK?
Mobius strip: Where do I begin?
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I had to fire a tech for smoking pot. I don't like high maintenance people.
Bartender: Are you OK?
Mobius strip: Where do I begin?
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I had to fire a tech for smoking pot. I don't like high maintenance people.
TBH, twice a year, the detailer puts it in a cup, in the holder. Haven't had near the luck I did at home. Must get others to drive the vehicle more often.
Don't really use much cash anymore, so coins in the pockets are rare.
I believe technology is drying up that revenue stream and millions of people around the world are being cheated out of the thrill of finding loose change, especially in public.
Remember finding a dime in a pay phone........?
I believe technology is drying up that revenue stream and millions of people around the world are being cheated out of the thrill of finding loose change, especially in public.
Remember finding a dime in a pay phone........?
Yes it’s nice to take a chip card out and tap or send you buddy some money via etransfer or whatever.
I live in a place where there are enough persons down on their luck that having a pocketful of change is very helpful.. I don’t want to lose that.
Besides, I don’t think the kids with the corner lemonade stand will have interact anytime soon.
I live in a place where there are enough persons down on their luck that having a pocketful of change is very helpful.. I don’t want to lose that.
Besides, I don’t think the kids with the corner lemonade stand will have interact anytime soon.
