Something to lighten the mood

[techtool]

On a recent trip with my better half to the oriental grocery store, I was surpised to see a bunch of hippies.
They weren't shoppers and they didn't work there, they were actually for sale in the snack food aisle.
Things can change a lot in 50 years.

 

[Galu]

Give peas a chance.

 

[Ixnay]

Imagine whirled peas.

 

[techtool]

Imagine whirled peas.

Wasn't that what the hippie movement was all about?
Nice to see we've finally bagged it.

 

[Ixnay]

Yup, I haven't declared war with a neighbor in some time. They are a bit skittish though.

 

[tonyEE]

Why, do you use a peashooter gun at them?

 

[wg_ski]

Chickpeas? You mean garbage-o-beans?

 

[Ixnay]

Nah, I loaded a Gattlin gun with bear nuts.

 

[Galu]

More nuts...

 

[chrisb]

And all this time I thought those were spams

 

[Cal Weldon]

During dinner last night, a pea slipped off my fork and onto the floor.

An escape pea.

 

[Ixnay]

And you picked right back up and popped in your mouth, right?

 

[wg_ski]

5 second rule applies.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I accidentally stepped on it, scraped it up, put it in a pot, added stock and had a small bowl of soup.

 

[techtool]

Now you're eating like an Eastern Canadian...

 

[Cal Weldon]

Nah, this was a green pea. 😉

 

[Ixnay]

5 second rule applies.

You know, I skipped right past the 5 second rule years ago. I wanted to see just how far down the rabbit hole this lie goes. According to my team of doctors, if I see something on the floor and it looks even a little hairy, the deal is off. And in many cases couch cushions are only to be vacuumed. Like they are way off the food trail for me..... according to my team of doctors. So that goes to show you, don't make a move until nobody is watching.

 

[wg_ski]

Actually around here food that falls on the floor doesn’t stand a chance of lasting 5 seconds. It will get sucked up by the three vacuum clean… errr, dogs.

 

[chrisb]

Yup

 

[chrisb]

Except maybe not on pizza?