I have no idea who was being discussed, but the description was "these people see the world through dirt-stained glasses. And the glasses are scratched. And the prescription was wrong anyway."
Well, I liked it.
Well, I liked it.
I have stated that my paternal grandfather had a bootlegger during the era of Prohibition. They would do the run from the east across Buffalo NY, Erie PA and into Ohio.
The other side of the family had friends with a cottage on Pelee Island, which couldn't have been much of anything in that bygone era perhaps for some small mouth bass or pike fishing. Nonetheless, the outpost was also a "bootlegging locus" in Prohibition.
It continued long afterwards as you could get VO and Crown Royal at a much reduced price .
Here is my day's contribution to the chuckle -- either a cello player or one adept at "Keagle Exercises"
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I wanted to know if pulling out a nose hair would hurt.
Judging by my sleeping wife's screams, I'd say it does.
Judging by my sleeping wife's screams, I'd say it does.
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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old girl. Now... I have a million dollar home, a $100,000 car, a huge bed, two large-screen TV's, but I'm sleeping with a 70-year-old woman.
So I said to my wife:
"it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old girl. Now... I have a million dollar home, a $100,000 car, a huge bed, two large-screen TV's, but I'm sleeping with a 70-year-old woman.
So I said to my wife:
"it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Why look at their rear ends? Dogs recognize each other by smelling them 🙄
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I am going to trade my 63 year old wife in for three 21 year olds. Sell two of them and have enough to retire.
That's the plan anyway.
Oh-oh, my wife just looked over my shoulder.
Bye now, I have to go do the vacuuming, put on a load of laundry and make the bed. I'll be back after I make dinner and do the dishes.
That's the plan anyway.
Oh-oh, my wife just looked over my shoulder.
Bye now, I have to go do the vacuuming, put on a load of laundry and make the bed. I'll be back after I make dinner and do the dishes.
you should be grateful to have such a forgiving wife! (I have to do this kind of things whenever I forget to switch off the light in the kitchen/bathroom/bedroom/...)
