I was in line at the beer store when I smelled someones fart. It was then I realized I wasn't 2 metres apart.
Being an accomplished flatulist, I estimate the blast radius of a fart can be up to 3m in perfect conditions, although its after effects (i.e. smell) may be detected up to 8m away! 😱
We are encouraged to use the term “physical distancing” — we are encourged to stay socially close. I also saw a different variation that might be even better “safe distancing”.
dave
You can't stay 2 meters away from yourself Cal.
However, as they say, "Every fox likes the smell of its own den."
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Yes Dave, I should have said "physical distancing".
Social distancing is what I've applied to some of my erstwhile friends! 😉
Social distancing is what I've applied to some of my erstwhile friends! 😉
Thanks for emphasising my brilliant turn of phrase, Tim.
As you know, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet! 😕
As you know, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet! 😕
So I'm leaving a customers house today and I presented the bill.
She asked if she could pay off a portion in toilet paper.
She asked if she could pay off a portion in toilet paper.
It's hard to see the bright side when yet another food blender company has gone into liquidation!
There's nothing wrong with tooting your own horn now and then!
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