Being an accomplished flatulist, I estimate the blast radius of a fart can be up to 3m in perfect conditions, although its after effects (i.e. smell) may be detected up to 8m away!
We are encouraged to use the term “physical distancing” — we are encourged to stay socially close. I also saw a different variation that might be even better “safe distancing”.
dave
You can't stay 2 meters away from yourself Cal.
However, as they say, "Every fox likes the smell of its own den."
As you know, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet!
Good thing we can't or men wouldn't get married.
Wait, what?
As you know, I'm not one to blow my own trumpet!
There's nothing wrong with tooting your own horn now and then!
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