Something to lighten the mood

[Galu]

But you know what it means on this forum.

I know what its alternative meaning is in Scotland, but that would be censored on this forum!

 

[levistubby]

billsherv said:-

"I channel Ewan McGregor in those awful co-op ads where the strapline was 'good with food' but came out 'gud with fud'."

You mean Neil Oliver.

 

[Galu]

Some Scots might say he is a fud (both meanings)!

 

[PRR]

 

[wg_ski]

Some Scots might say he is a fud (both meanings)!

I was going to say something here again, but I got to thinking about the rules…. And couldn’t figure out how to erase this entirely with the new software.

 

[Galu]

Bugs Bunny

Coincidently, the tail of a rabbit is also called a fud!

 

[Cal Weldon]

My wife and I made the decision not to have children.

Sooo... how do I break it to the kids?

 

[Cal Weldon]

Out for dinner. Less than 20 bucks. I went to pay with a $100 bill. She said do you have anything smaller? We've had trouble with counterfeit 100s. I handed her a $25 bill.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I won't be going back to the museum anytime soon. They yelled at me the whole time. Sheesh, I think it was pretty obvious I knew how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Wife said change the baby.
I said Honey, I agree but I think that's illegal, we have to keep it

 

[techtool]

I'm 65 now and I said "I feel like a 20 year old", but my wife said I can't have one.

 

[Cal Weldon]

If I had a dollar for every time I told my wife I loved her

I bet I'd actually do it.

 

[Cal Weldon]

I'm so good in bed, I rarely fall out anymore.

 

[Cal Weldon]

On a recent flight to Maui, my wife and I asked if we could be moved so we weren't so close to a crying baby. The Flight Attendant calmly explained that's only allowed if it's not your baby.

 

[Galu]

I'm 65 now...

You're only a youngster. There's still time for you to grow old disgracefully!

 

[Evenharmonics]

^ That must be the counterpart of this.

 

[simon7000]

Out for dinner. Less than 20 bucks. I went to pay with a $100 bill. She said do you have anything smaller? We've had trouble with counterfeit 100s. I handed her a $25 bill.

Did she give you a $7 bill as change?

 

[Soundhappy]

Mexico weather in Decembre is hot as usual

 

[JMFahey]

Bills are easy to fake, any printer can make them, I would have demanded coins, much harder to produce.
Say a 4$ and a 3$ ones.

 

[billshurv]

billsherv said:-

"I channel Ewan McGregor in those awful co-op ads where the strapline was 'good with food' but came out 'gud with fud'."

You mean Neil Oliver.

Well, an internet check (and the internet is never wrong) says it was in fact John Hannah. All I know is Ewan says 'food' the same way. And now I cannot read 'FUD' on this forum without remembering the advert.