Matt the Electrician Is Alive! "The Bacon Song"
There is a chicken with no feet
because it's easier to eat.
And apples the size of cantaloupes.
We're running out of honeybees
but, hey, we've got cubic peas
and corn that grows off the cob...
And they call it Frankenfoods
like it's some kind of monster.
And, yeah, I'm scared of it, too.
But still, there's one thing out there...
There's still bacon.
Still grows on the bacon tree.
Still wants to be inside of me.
And it's still super healthy...
There is a chicken with no feet
because it's easier to eat.
And apples the size of cantaloupes.
We're running out of honeybees
but, hey, we've got cubic peas
and corn that grows off the cob...
And they call it Frankenfoods
like it's some kind of monster.
And, yeah, I'm scared of it, too.
But still, there's one thing out there...
There's still bacon.
Still grows on the bacon tree.
Still wants to be inside of me.
And it's still super healthy...
and listen ) : 
