My life changed today

I just turned 67 a few days ago and I have always been a proponent of non-denial, so embrace your inner geezer! Of course it's much easier when the Social Security Administration sends you a check every month instead of taking a slice out of your paycheck. So I make it a point whenever I happen to interact with one of the younger people that I refer to as the "still working" to thank them and point out that the FICA deduction in their most recent paycheck was sent directly to me, last Wednesday!
 
must've been barely of age

If that. He was a young kid manning the self checkout at 7 AM. That's the best time to visit Walmart. The typical Walmartians haven't rolled out of bed yet. Avoid the place on Friday afternoon, and all day Saturday, unless you're there for the entertainment value.

it's much easier when the Social Security Administration sends you a check every month instead of taking a slice out of your paycheck.

+1
 
Cal you're in a big city area. Try a Krav Maga class and keep at it for as long as you are into it. It's a great workout and it's a straight to the point self defense style and fun. After about a year you could easily put three guys like that into another orbit lol. I walk with my car ignition key between two fingers in my fist as a default no matter where I am. Things like that scenario if they go sour require an instance reaction, something those three dudes wouldn't see coming or expect from an old geezer lol 🙂
 
I just turned 67 a few days ago and I have always been a proponent of non-denial, so embrace your inner geezer! Of course it's much easier when the Social Security Administration sends you a check every month instead of taking a slice out of your paycheck. So I make it a point whenever I happen to interact with one of the younger people that I refer to as the "still working" to thank them and point out that the FICA deduction in their most recent paycheck was sent directly to me, last Wednesday!


Hey that's FUNNY!


Being 66 now, I get that same check.....LOL!
But my friends, a tad younger than me, razz me...
"When ya gettin' your government welfare check pops!"

I tell 'em that they're just jealousthat I can sit on my rear while they still gotta work.
 
Cal, I feel your pain. On the plus side, restaurant servers are people of WIDE EXPERIENCE and know that >55's are either raging miserable az$holes or else super-delightful folks. Upon first meeting they assume the latter and when it becomes evident (after 20 seconds of discussion) they are right, they absolutely shower you with love. Watch for this next time you are "out to eat", it's delightful.
Just wondering, were you wearing a wristwatch of certain brand? :scratch2:
 
But when you grow old, you sit around and talk about your aches, pains, and bowel movements"

Several years ago I saw a TV interview with Les Paul. He said something like " at my age the only things I think about is going to the bathroom and playing my guitar." He was in his early 90's.

Maybe you behaved like a underage chap in disguise costume George.

My behavior has grown to reflect my age lately, but I was dressed in shorts and a tank top since Walmart is on my way home from the gym.

I do get carded when I ask for the senior discount sometimes. That's usually at the movies where the discount is substantial and the ticket person is usually under 20 years old.

Women in their forties aren't often looking for a sperm donor

No, but some are looking for a money donor, AKA Sugar Daddy.