Hey guys,
I'll be writing a post on Audio Mastered listing the top music jokes.
Anyone have any good ones? 😀
Cheers!
I'll be writing a post on Audio Mastered listing the top music jokes.
Anyone have any good ones? 😀
Cheers!
I remember listening to some Chopin one time and I was really getting into it, I felt I understood what he was saying, and then he took me by surprise in a very amusing way (or so it seemed) and it actually made me laugh, but I don't think that's what you mean.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Haha, no that's not really what I meant. I was just looking for any lighthearted jokes related to music!
I once went on a parachute jump.
On the way down my chute wouldn't open.
Suddenly I noticed someone coming up towards me.
As he passed I said,"Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The bloke said, "No, do you know anything about valve amplifiers?"
On the way down my chute wouldn't open.
Suddenly I noticed someone coming up towards me.
As he passed I said,"Do you know anything about parachutes?"
The bloke said, "No, do you know anything about valve amplifiers?"
"the first rule of drumming, is that if you make a mistake, turn around and look at the bass player"
Nick Mason
until he got too busy running a couple of restaurants, my son was in a small band - the drummer / bass player jokes go on for fricken ever
Nick Mason
until he got too busy running a couple of restaurants, my son was in a small band - the drummer / bass player jokes go on for fricken ever
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I was in the back of the car with the wife.
There was a knock on the window and it was a traffic cop.
He asked what I was doing.
I said, "Nothing"
Well, he said, get out and let a real man in.
I said you cant charge me as you are a traffic cop.
The cop says," Yes I can, you were doing 69er in a 30 limit.
There was a knock on the window and it was a traffic cop.
He asked what I was doing.
I said, "Nothing"
Well, he said, get out and let a real man in.
I said you cant charge me as you are a traffic cop.
The cop says," Yes I can, you were doing 69er in a 30 limit.
A bloke goes into a dentists.
He asks how much treatment is.
The dentist says we have three levels of treatment.
£1000 and you get perfect straight teeth, no pain and no blood.
£100 and you get slightly crooked teeth, a bit of pain and a little blood.
£10 and you get terrible crooked teeth, agonising pain and blood up the walls and on the ceiling.
The man says I will take the cheapest treatment. I will send the wife in tomorrow !
He asks how much treatment is.
The dentist says we have three levels of treatment.
£1000 and you get perfect straight teeth, no pain and no blood.
£100 and you get slightly crooked teeth, a bit of pain and a little blood.
£10 and you get terrible crooked teeth, agonising pain and blood up the walls and on the ceiling.
The man says I will take the cheapest treatment. I will send the wife in tomorrow !
There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician.
The other didn`t have any money either.
The other didn`t have any money either.
A Irishman goes into a chemist.
He says I want some condoms.
The assistant says that will be £5 + £1 for tax.
The Irishman says "To be sure I don't want any tacks it will hold itself on.
He says I want some condoms.
The assistant says that will be £5 + £1 for tax.
The Irishman says "To be sure I don't want any tacks it will hold itself on.
Knock knock, who's there? Philip Glass. Knock knock, who's there? Philip Glass. Knock knock, who's there? Philip Glass.