Hey guys,
I'll be writing a post on Audio Mastered listing the top music jokes.
Anyone have any good ones?
Cheers!
I'll be writing a post on Audio Mastered listing the top music jokes.
Anyone have any good ones?
Cheers!
I remember listening to some Chopin one time and I was really getting into it, I felt I understood what he was saying, and then he took me by surprise in a very amusing way (or so it seemed) and it actually made me laugh, but I don't think that's what you mean.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I was in the back of the car with the wife.
There was a knock on the window and it was a traffic cop.
He asked what I was doing.
I said, "Nothing"
Well, he said, get out and let a real man in.
I said you cant charge me as you are a traffic cop.
The cop says," Yes I can, you were doing 69er in a 30 limit.
There was a knock on the window and it was a traffic cop.
He asked what I was doing.
I said, "Nothing"
Well, he said, get out and let a real man in.
I said you cant charge me as you are a traffic cop.
The cop says," Yes I can, you were doing 69er in a 30 limit.
A bloke goes into a dentists.
He asks how much treatment is.
The dentist says we have three levels of treatment.
£1000 and you get perfect straight teeth, no pain and no blood.
£100 and you get slightly crooked teeth, a bit of pain and a little blood.
£10 and you get terrible crooked teeth, agonising pain and blood up the walls and on the ceiling.
The man says I will take the cheapest treatment. I will send the wife in tomorrow !
He asks how much treatment is.
The dentist says we have three levels of treatment.
£1000 and you get perfect straight teeth, no pain and no blood.
£100 and you get slightly crooked teeth, a bit of pain and a little blood.
£10 and you get terrible crooked teeth, agonising pain and blood up the walls and on the ceiling.
The man says I will take the cheapest treatment. I will send the wife in tomorrow !
A bloke goes into a dentists.
He asks how much treatment is.
The dentist says we have three levels of treatment.
£1000 and you get perfect straight teeth, no pain and no blood.
£100 and you get slightly crooked teeth, a bit of pain and a little blood.
£10 and you get terrible crooked teeth, agonising pain and blood up the walls and on the ceiling.
The man says I will take the cheapest treatment. I will send the wife in tomorrow !
What's the music connection? Elevator music was playing at the dental office.
Are these music jokes because you're holding a guitar?
I don't know any music jokes.
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