Here is a joke: Guess what the punch line is;
A female turtle is obsessed with physical well being. She exercises regimentally. She was running up this mountain one day. When she reaches the top and spots this muscular, hard chiseled body male turtle. At that instant, she knew she was in love and he smiled at her.
So after some chatting, they found a secluded spot on top of the mountain. They began to kiss and did the deed. Afterward, he was trying to catch his breath and said, “Honey, can I see you at the foot of the mountain. same time tomorrow?” She was panting and replied, “Yes, Yes.”
So the male turtle left and went to the foot of the mountain the next day. He waited and waited, but there is not sight of her.
Guess what happen to her. Answer will appear in up coming post.
A female turtle is obsessed with physical well being. She exercises regimentally. She was running up this mountain one day. When she reaches the top and spots this muscular, hard chiseled body male turtle. At that instant, she knew she was in love and he smiled at her.
So after some chatting, they found a secluded spot on top of the mountain. They began to kiss and did the deed. Afterward, he was trying to catch his breath and said, “Honey, can I see you at the foot of the mountain. same time tomorrow?” She was panting and replied, “Yes, Yes.”
So the male turtle left and went to the foot of the mountain the next day. He waited and waited, but there is not sight of her.
Guess what happen to her. Answer will appear in up coming post.
That answers why the turtle soupe i had, with the upside down turtle floating in it, tasted peculiar.
jacco vermeulen said:
*laughing*
Ever heard the W. C. Fields quote "I never drink water - Fish [make babies] in it!" ?
(The closest thing to the real word, this forum accepts, I believe?)
Jennice
Jennice said:
Wasnt he the one that did a movie with Mae West ?
Small wonder !!!!
(imo, one of the greatest comedians, the only that came from silent movies to do even better)
Eggs Benedict XVI
actually seen on a Notre Dame (South Bend, Indiana) blogster's website:
actually seen on a Notre Dame (South Bend, Indiana) blogster's website:
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Well ctardi, considering it's raining in Maple Ridge...I think it's a great idea.
Is is raining where you are xplod?
Cal
Is is raining where you are xplod?
Cal
It is now, but yesterday when I was reading it, it wasn't. I started reading this thread, and it was so good, that I had to read all of it.
A 'small humor'
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day,
while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since
you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses". "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead".
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day,
while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since
you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses". "The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead".
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
American Indian having children
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully.
Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully.
Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."
Why are trusses made of aluminium?
So they don't rust while the sound engineer's waiting for it to go up!
Why do roadies only count to two on sound checks?
Because on three you have to lift something.
So they don't rust while the sound engineer's waiting for it to go up!
Why do roadies only count to two on sound checks?
Because on three you have to lift something.
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