Funny real names

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Those who know the old TV series Dallas can guess why there is now a woman with the name of Jennawade.

There was a popular TV personality here called Scot Scott.

Also, locally, there are several examples of people whose home language is not English adopting interesting English-derived names (and I am guessing other languages, too) that native speakers of the language would not think to do. Some examples:

Promise
Suffocate
Silence
Gift (quite common)
Memory
Kindness
Perseverence
Limited (!)
Praisegod

And then... my own surname means "unexpected" in Dutch!
 
Many couples, when they get married, agree to combine their last names separated by a hyphen. This is the actual business card of somebody I met many years ago. I saved it because the odd last name was not inherited from her ancestors but rather, self-inflicted. I think that makes it OK to laugh at it.

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My wife read this and says Judi (with an I) Abad in her language translates to "Gamble hundred years" so that is: Gamble hundred years * insert old profession*.
Not helping.
 
Can you believe that there is a guy named "Fetish". Doesn't ring any bell in a local language, but I bet his parents don't speak english. I just imagine what could happen if he goes to an english speaking region...
 
I don't enjoy using another person's name without their knowledge, particularly under these circumstances, but with that said I went to high school with a Viet kid named Phuc Dong. I'm pretty sure it wasn't pronounced THAT way... but, you know.
 
There's the ever famous post production engineer, Glen Glenn, with hundreds, if not thousands, of classic TV episodes to his and his company's name.

I had a school principal, Mr. Licker. Not hard to think of the first names that we came up with for him...

The name of the cook at my former watering hole was Sandy Soup.

And then there's the Scottish brothers, Pat and Phil McGroin
 
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