The Metronome is the first dac I have ever seen that looks like it is converting 48k to 44.1 badly, it was usually the reverse in the bad old days of Creative Labs PC dacs
Oldie:
"Two freshmen girls are moving into their dorm room together. One of them's from Georgia, one of them's from Connecticut. The girl from Connecticut's helping her mother put up curtains. Girl from Georgia turns to them and says, "Hi. Where y'all from?" Girl from Connecticut says, "We're from a place where we know not to end a sentence with a preposition." The girl from Georgia says, "Oh, beg my pardon. Where y'all from...c**t?"
We (somewhat) regularly have visiting professors from schools in the southeast give talks at my university and, while many of said profs come from all over the world, I always find it refreshingly amusing when we get one with a really thick southern accent. The juxtaposition between the collegial tone (and its ostensible redneck stereotype) and the technical depth of the presentation/presenter just makes me smile.
A while ago the BBC did excerpts and narratives from well known Shakespearean plays using the best guesses by academics as to the regional accents of the author's day.
Difficult to react in any way but extreme mirth.
Brits might try "Shall I compare thee to a summers day?" in a broad Birmingham* accent!
*not Alabama!
Difficult to react in any way but extreme mirth.
Brits might try "Shall I compare thee to a summers day?" in a broad Birmingham* accent!
*not Alabama!
Shakespeare?s jokes undone by comedy of errors | The Times not sure if this works globally, but does appear that a lot of the jokes don't work anymore exactly due to pronunciations. Although they weren't that funny to begin with!
We get a similar thing in the Southeast. Certain regional accents sound "stupid" to us, so hearing those on an educated speaker is always a bit of a twist.. The juxtaposition between the collegial tone (and its ostensible redneck stereotype) and the technical depth of the presentation/presenter just makes me smile.
We (somewhat) regularly have visiting professors from schools in the southeast give talks at my university and, while many of said profs come from all over the world, I always find it refreshingly amusing when we get one with a really thick southern accent. The juxtaposition between the collegial tone (and its ostensible redneck stereotype) and the technical depth of the presentation/presenter just makes me smile.
We had a guy lecturing general relativity at the graduate level in his 20's who dressed and talked like The Fonz.
Looks like subscription only article. Too bad. I know a lot of these already, but would enjoy reading about it. 🙁not sure if this works globally, but does appear that a lot of the jokes don't work anymore exactly due to pronunciations
I may have snipped out the token that allowed reading. Try this Shakespeare?s jokes undone by comedy of errors | The Times . If it doesn't I'll just cut and paste to you.
The Synergistic Research Tranquility Base UEF | AudioStream
Oooh it uses Graphene. Of course that will give it the required magic flooby.
Oooh it uses Graphene. Of course that will give it the required magic flooby.
The Synergistic Research Tranquility Base UEF | AudioStream
Oooh it uses Graphene. Of course that will give it the required magic flooby.
"The conductive density of Graphene is the highest of any material currently known to man, making it nearly a “Super Conductor” at room temperature."
Yup, learn from the best.
When the reviewer talks about 3 years of "research" on improvements what does he think they actually do?
EDIT - from the CEO of Graphene Frontiers
While graphene is a very, very fast 'pipe' for carrying current, it is a very tiny one, i.e. the carriers can fly though the material, but there's not a lot of room for them as it is a single atomic layer that is literally thinner than one nanometer (3-4 angstroms to be precise). If one tries to make a bigger 'pipe' for carrying current by stacking or growing multiple layers of graphene, the amazing properties of the material degrade quickly with each additional added layer. In fact, at around 10+ layers graphene begins to perform much like its allotropic parent, graphite, that is composed of many layers of graphene.
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Yup, learn from the best.
When the reviewer talks about 3 years of "research" on improvements what does he think they actually do?
I thought they milked a product for as long as possible whilst working out the marketing BS for the new and more expensive version?
Worked! Thanks Bill.I may have snipped out the token that allowed reading.

Seems that a lot of Jacobian pronunciation was much like the French versions of the words.
FWIW, looking at what used to rhyme is one good way to figure out how things were pronounced at the time written.
Synergistic Research
top shelf cesspool
They swim together.
This new Atmosphere Devialet Spec AC Cord is designed and voiced to maximize performance from Devialet systems.
Synergistic Research
top shelf cesspool
I find the link you provided very entertaining- I'm more than a few decades removed from highschool English classes, but in their new Tranquility base description, doesn't placing quotation marks around the words Electromagnetic Cells remove them from the sentence, as they cannot stand alone? So their graphene is used for- nothing?
They won 6 Brutus awards.
So they were shut out of the Popeyes?
I've always found the idea of connecting a battery to an insulating sheath and calling it active shielding funny, too.
Their site claims to address all aspects of a system, but I think there's plenty of wheels they haven't greased as yet.
How about an emitter to fix signal carrying electrons into either a particle or a wave? User selectable, of course.
Or actively shielded voice coils?
Or doing away with voice coil completely, driving the transducers with gravity waves?
Or doing away with aural canal and eardrum distortions, beaming the music straight to the brain's aural processing centre.
They could call the quantum airhead : )
They won 6 Brutus awards.
So they were shut out of the Popeyes?

Worked! Thanks Bill.
Seems that a lot of Jacobian pronunciation was much like the French versions of the words.
FWIW, looking at what used to rhyme is one good way to figure out how things were pronounced at the time written.
It's an area I would love to spend more time studying. One day will have time...
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