Funniest snake oil theories

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"Two freshmen girls are moving into their dorm room together. One of them's from Georgia, one of them's from Connecticut. The girl from Connecticut's helping her mother put up curtains. Girl from Georgia turns to them and says, "Hi. Where y'all from?" Girl from Connecticut says, "We're from a place where we know not to end a sentence with a preposition." The girl from Georgia says, "Oh, beg my pardon. Where y'all from...c**t?"

We (somewhat) regularly have visiting professors from schools in the southeast give talks at my university and, while many of said profs come from all over the world, I always find it refreshingly amusing when we get one with a really thick southern accent. The juxtaposition between the collegial tone (and its ostensible redneck stereotype) and the technical depth of the presentation/presenter just makes me smile.
 
A while ago the BBC did excerpts and narratives from well known Shakespearean plays using the best guesses by academics as to the regional accents of the author's day.

Difficult to react in any way but extreme mirth.

Brits might try "Shall I compare thee to a summers day?" in a broad Birmingham* accent!

*not Alabama!
 
We (somewhat) regularly have visiting professors from schools in the southeast give talks at my university and, while many of said profs come from all over the world, I always find it refreshingly amusing when we get one with a really thick southern accent. The juxtaposition between the collegial tone (and its ostensible redneck stereotype) and the technical depth of the presentation/presenter just makes me smile.

We had a guy lecturing general relativity at the graduate level in his 20's who dressed and talked like The Fonz.
 
The Synergistic Research Tranquility Base UEF | AudioStream

Oooh it uses Graphene. Of course that will give it the required magic flooby.

"The conductive density of Graphene is the highest of any material currently known to man, making it nearly a “Super Conductor” at room temperature."

Yup, learn from the best.

When the reviewer talks about 3 years of "research" on improvements what does he think they actually do?

EDIT - from the CEO of Graphene Frontiers

While graphene is a very, very fast 'pipe' for carrying current, it is a very tiny one, i.e. the carriers can fly though the material, but there's not a lot of room for them as it is a single atomic layer that is literally thinner than one nanometer (3-4 angstroms to be precise). If one tries to make a bigger 'pipe' for carrying current by stacking or growing multiple layers of graphene, the amazing properties of the material degrade quickly with each additional added layer. In fact, at around 10+ layers graphene begins to perform much like its allotropic parent, graphite, that is composed of many layers of graphene.
 
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I find the link you provided very entertaining- I'm more than a few decades removed from highschool English classes, but in their new Tranquility base description, doesn't placing quotation marks around the words Electromagnetic Cells remove them from the sentence, as they cannot stand alone? So their graphene is used for- nothing?
They won 6 Brutus awards.
So they were shut out of the Popeyes?
I've always found the idea of connecting a battery to an insulating sheath and calling it active shielding funny, too.
Their site claims to address all aspects of a system, but I think there's plenty of wheels they haven't greased as yet.
How about an emitter to fix signal carrying electrons into either a particle or a wave? User selectable, of course.
Or actively shielded voice coils?
Or doing away with voice coil completely, driving the transducers with gravity waves?
Or doing away with aural canal and eardrum distortions, beaming the music straight to the brain's aural processing centre.
They could call the quantum airhead : )
 
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