Steve Martin...
"Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" with Steve Martin, Rachel Ward and Carl Reiner is a crackup.
Plenty of really funny one liners like this one -
"Juliet Forrest: What are you doing?
Rigby Reardon: Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all out of whack."
Eric.
"Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" with Steve Martin, Rachel Ward and Carl Reiner is a crackup.
Plenty of really funny one liners like this one -
"Juliet Forrest: What are you doing?
Rigby Reardon: Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all out of whack."
Eric.
Attachments
Pink Flamingoes aren't funny
if you grew up in Parma OH.
and Nelson, I do have the Phillip Glass sound track, I always buy his recordings, (it's a UChicago thing), but they make my ears bleed.
if you grew up in Parma OH.
and Nelson, I do have the Phillip Glass sound track, I always buy his recordings, (it's a UChicago thing), but they make my ears bleed.
haha, my favorite has to be "frankenhooker"
hilariously awful movie. its about a mad scientist (brain surgeon) whose wife is killed by a remote controlled lawnmower. (it gets better). her parts are strewn all across the yard. he is really sad so he decides to put her back together. he collects the parts and puts them in the freezer in his garage. unfortunately, the neighbors dog or something ran off with a few of the parts, so he is missing a few.
to deal with this slight dilemna, he decides he needs to find parts to fill in for the missing ones. where will he get them? HOOKERS! how do you get body parts from hookers? super-addictive crack that makes you explode, aka: super-crack!
so, he invents super-crack, a potent crack alternative that when smoked (even by a test lab rat), makes it explode. so, he goes downtown, talks to a pimp, and arranges a huge party with all the pimp's hookers. well, he has a change of heart, and decides he cant go through with it after all. however, the hookers find his crack stash he brought, and start smokin it up! he tries to stop the, but they are holding him down.
this is where the CLASSIC line comes from. he is being held down on the bed by two naked (read: skanky) women, "DUCK AND COVER! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!" then, out from nowhere, the actress (?) explodes, and from the fake smoke and fireworks (yes, they used firecrackers and whistling fireworks), you can see manequien parts being thrown across the screen. its beautiful.
well, he then takes the parts, fixes his wife, but since he used hooker parts, she becomes, well, you guessed it "frankenhooker". she goes around asking "you wanna party?". and some other stuff happens, like the pimp gets pissed that he messed up all his women, and goes after him. all the excess body parts grab him, drag him into the freezer and have sex with him. dont ask how. its a horribly movie, but its hilarious, and scary that its actually printed on DVD.
hilariously awful movie. its about a mad scientist (brain surgeon) whose wife is killed by a remote controlled lawnmower. (it gets better). her parts are strewn all across the yard. he is really sad so he decides to put her back together. he collects the parts and puts them in the freezer in his garage. unfortunately, the neighbors dog or something ran off with a few of the parts, so he is missing a few.
to deal with this slight dilemna, he decides he needs to find parts to fill in for the missing ones. where will he get them? HOOKERS! how do you get body parts from hookers? super-addictive crack that makes you explode, aka: super-crack!
so, he invents super-crack, a potent crack alternative that when smoked (even by a test lab rat), makes it explode. so, he goes downtown, talks to a pimp, and arranges a huge party with all the pimp's hookers. well, he has a change of heart, and decides he cant go through with it after all. however, the hookers find his crack stash he brought, and start smokin it up! he tries to stop the, but they are holding him down.
this is where the CLASSIC line comes from. he is being held down on the bed by two naked (read: skanky) women, "DUCK AND COVER! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!" then, out from nowhere, the actress (?) explodes, and from the fake smoke and fireworks (yes, they used firecrackers and whistling fireworks), you can see manequien parts being thrown across the screen. its beautiful.
well, he then takes the parts, fixes his wife, but since he used hooker parts, she becomes, well, you guessed it "frankenhooker". she goes around asking "you wanna party?". and some other stuff happens, like the pimp gets pissed that he messed up all his women, and goes after him. all the excess body parts grab him, drag him into the freezer and have sex with him. dont ask how. its a horribly movie, but its hilarious, and scary that its actually printed on DVD.
A 1983 film called "Videodrome" - it was so awful - it was funny. The most "deep" line was the following:
"Death to Videodrome... ...Long live the New Flesh"
(Pulitzer Prize winning material) 😀
"Death to Videodrome... ...Long live the New Flesh"
(Pulitzer Prize winning material) 😀
The early films by Peter Greenaway
- the draughtman's contract
- drowning by numbers
- a z and two naughts
Jim Jarmusch
- down by law
- mystery train
- night on earth
Kaos
Le mari de la coiffeuse
- the draughtman's contract
- drowning by numbers
- a z and two naughts
Jim Jarmusch
- down by law
- mystery train
- night on earth
Kaos
Le mari de la coiffeuse
More!!!!!!!
Peter Greenaway
The strangest may be "Prospero's Books"
I have seen all the ones listed as well and they are great.
Jim Jarmusch
Don't forget "Stranger Than Paradise"
Mystery Train
Screamin' Jay Hawkins as a hotel desk clerk and the ghost of Elvis. It can't get any better than this folks. Best part is Japanse tourist and his girlfriend aguing about Elvis Presly and Carl Perkins complete with transpossed L's and R's.
Night on Earth
Winona Ryder as a cab driver driving Gena Rowlands.
Roberto Benigni as a Italian cab driver describing his lust for his sister in law to his preist passenger, damn near made me hurt myself laughing.
Some very wonderful taste in cult films here. It makes me want to see many of these again.
Fred
P.S. Winona Ryder might actually wind up really driving a cab at the rate she is going.
Peter Greenaway
The strangest may be "Prospero's Books"
I have seen all the ones listed as well and they are great.
Jim Jarmusch
Don't forget "Stranger Than Paradise"
Mystery Train
Screamin' Jay Hawkins as a hotel desk clerk and the ghost of Elvis. It can't get any better than this folks. Best part is Japanse tourist and his girlfriend aguing about Elvis Presly and Carl Perkins complete with transpossed L's and R's.
Night on Earth
Winona Ryder as a cab driver driving Gena Rowlands.
Roberto Benigni as a Italian cab driver describing his lust for his sister in law to his preist passenger, damn near made me hurt myself laughing.
Some very wonderful taste in cult films here. It makes me want to see many of these again.
Fred
P.S. Winona Ryder might actually wind up really driving a cab at the rate she is going.
What about "Highlander 2" not cult maybe but pretty awfull....god damn bloody awfull...
And what about the Old Japanese Godzilla movies...same story different ending...naah just kidding =)
/micke
And what about the Old Japanese Godzilla movies...same story different ending...naah just kidding =)
/micke
A lot of Chinese films like
Shower by Zhang Yang
The wedding banquet by Ang Lee
the films by Zhang Yimou
Those old French "policiers" from the fifties and sixties with people like Jean Gabin, Alain Delon and Lino Ventura
Touchez pas au grisbi
Classe tous risques
Le cercle rouge
L'armee des ombres
and many more.
Shower by Zhang Yang
The wedding banquet by Ang Lee
the films by Zhang Yimou
Those old French "policiers" from the fifties and sixties with people like Jean Gabin, Alain Delon and Lino Ventura
Touchez pas au grisbi
Classe tous risques
Le cercle rouge
L'armee des ombres
and many more.
FRENCH KISSES
Hello,
Anyone remembers Fernandel?
Jean-Louis Trintignant,Brigitte Bardot,Simonne Signoret?
Romy Schneider?Still miss her a lot,what a classy lady she was.
These are actually more classics than cult but what the heck.
Cheers,😉
Hello,
Anyone remembers Fernandel?
Jean-Louis Trintignant,Brigitte Bardot,Simonne Signoret?
Romy Schneider?Still miss her a lot,what a classy lady she was.
These are actually more classics than cult but what the heck.
Cheers,😉
What's all this stuff about wine, anyhow?
(Apologies to Bob Pease........)
Simple fact is, most people here would not know a Bordeaux from a Claret.
Jocko
(Apologies to Bob Pease........)
Simple fact is, most people here would not know a Bordeaux from a Claret.
Jocko
Bordeaux from a Claret
True,
But that on the other hand can be as difficult as to tell if it is a Chablis or a Bourgogne.
/UrSv
True,
But that on the other hand can be as difficult as to tell if it is a Chablis or a Bourgogne.
/UrSv
Bordeaux from a Claret
Hello,
What?
Can't tell the difference?
Cheers and sante,
P.S.I'll crack a new bottle of Cahors tonight.
Wonder now why I'm telling you all.
You won't know the difference anyways.😀
Hello,
What?
Can't tell the difference?
Cheers and sante,
P.S.I'll crack a new bottle of Cahors tonight.
Wonder now why I'm telling you all.
You won't know the difference anyways.😀
CLARINET
Herrn Dieckmann,
Bet you watch that movie while having a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon?
Where are the winelovers now?🙄
Herrn Dieckmann,
Bet you watch that movie while having a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon?
Where are the winelovers now?🙄
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