0.5ml of Snake Oil for $59

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#249
7N7 said:
All this crap about paint-on goo and wooden knobs reminds me of that twerp a few years ago with his silly little cones that one was supposed to place in the listening room.

Phineas T. Barnum had it dead right: "There's a sucker born every minute".

Now let me see, some goo for my chips, a green felt-tip for my CDs, (mental note: must check the date codes on my valves), order up those cones and wooden knobs, make sure the power cable costs at least £200 and sits off the floor - are the cushions on my listening chair of a suitable material/compliance - what have I eaten today? Should I change my electricity supplier? Where should I have my hair cut? Why are we here?

Metaphysical stuff, hi-fi.

7N7
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But...I sell paint on goo.... I'm looking for my charlatan membership card in my wallet...but I can't seem to find it.....

I guess my membership was revoked.
 
#250
It's closed minded philistines like you who ruin the audio scene with your toxic doubt! Now,excuse me while I go listen to my ten thousand dollar,solid gold,speaker cables which have been loveingly crafted by blind carmallite nuns in lourds! PS Nuyk! Nuyk! Nuyk!
 
#252
tc-60guy said:
It's closed minded philistines like you who ruin the audio scene with your toxic doubt! Now,excuse me while I go listen to my ten thousand dollar,solid gold,speaker cables which have been loveingly crafted by blind carmallite nuns in lourds! PS Nuyk! Nuyk! Nuyk!
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Ha-ha!

And what about those paper-in-oils - hand-rolled on the thighs of Moldavian virgins?

7N7
 
#253
I have just scanned the 26 pages of this thread, so recently re-activated, and was amazed to discover that despite all the hot air, the promised report on the performance of said "snake oil" has not appeared.

Surely a product that is claimed to enhance sound cannot merely cause the production of a deafening silence?😉

7N7
 
#255
Howdy7n7, Don't forget the babinga wood hockey pucks you put on top of your speakers or those thingies that look like little teacups for mice you scater about your listening room! OH!OH! I almost forgot the Rat Shack digital clocks which have been modified by a secret process so that when you plug them into your wall sockets they make the electrons coming out of said outlets more coherent and my personal fave, the magic chip you put on top of your cds to render the molecules therein more feng shui!................We audiophiles are an odd lot!
 
#256
as for the performance ...

7N7 said:
I have just scanned the 26 pages of this thread, so recently re-activated, and was amazed to discover that despite all the hot air, the promised report on the performance of said "snake oil" has not appeared.

Surely a product that is claimed to enhance sound cannot merely cause the production of a deafening silence?😉

7N7
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Well, the guy that I sent the test tube to, seemingly got lost in other tasks...

You may have seen that the tube-o-lator lacquer is no longer for sale, but used exclusively on my products, namingly the Attraction DAC, Creation ADC and BYOB amplifier.

However, there is a recent review of the Attraction DAC, where the tube-o-lator plays an important role in the unit's performance.

Click and enjoy:
http://www.enjoythemusic.com/magazine/equipment/0506/zero_oversampling_dac.htm

Charles 🙂
 
#258
tc-60guy said:
Howdy7n7, Don't forget the babinga wood hockey pucks you put on top of your speakers or those thingies that look like little teacups for mice you scater about your listening room! OH!OH! I almost forgot the Rat Shack digital clocks which have been modified by a secret process so that when you plug them into your wall sockets they make the electrons coming out of said outlets more coherent and my personal fave, the magic chip you put on top of your cds to render the molecules therein more feng shui!................We audiophiles are an odd lot!
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Well, you have done far more research than I - I am not sure what that means...😉



Charles said:
Well, the guy that I sent the test tube to, seemingly got lost in other tasks...

You may have seen that the tube-o-lator lacquer is no longer for sale, but used exclusively on my products, namingly the Attraction DAC, Creation ADC and BYOB amplifier.

However, there is a recent review of the Attraction DAC, where the tube-o-lator plays an important role in the unit's performance.
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A stunning review, congratulations.

7N7
 
#260
I have a remarkable new product also that is guaranteed to provide added listening pleasure to your audio gear. This product is donated daily by my German Shepherd and is best used fresh.
Simple smear on the top of your equipment and let dry. It is best to allow the heat to dry this product in order to obtain the full benefit.
 
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