Something to lighten the mood

[Cal Weldon]

Something I heard just sent chills down my spine. I have been shaking people's hands for over 50 years now. Almost everyone one of those hands has held a ***** at one time.
I feel dirty.

 

[gpauk]

Bet you are not worried about the hands of the women you shook hands with...

 

[Cal Weldon]

Isn't that worse?
She doesn't have one of her own so she had to borrow it, and chances are it wasn't mine.
Ugh, I'm going to take a shower.

 

[cracked case]

Anklet? Almond? Abacus? Alpaca? Afghan? Antler?

 

[AllenB]

 

[chrisb]

Has aged quite well, actually

 

[cracked case]

You can get used to someone's intelligence, but a stupid person's stupidity will always have the ability to take you by surprise.

 

[AllenB]

 

[levistubby]

 

[Cal Weldon]

Anklet?

You counted too many *

 

[Galu]

@levistubby

My penis is 12" long, but I don't use it as a rule.

 

[invaderzim]

almost matches🤣

 

[techtool]

My penis is 12" long, but I don't use it as a rule.

You might need to - I've heard they're not making 12" rulers any longer.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Okay, if the flood gates are open, then bring on Betty White.
Betty’s thought of the day:
Why, when talking tough do they say grow a pair?
Balls aren’t tough, not at all.
You want tough?
Grow a vagina, those things take a pounding.

 

[Fonebones]

Why the doubletailedmales are extinct...

 

[chrisb]

Cal, do you remember Betty’s muffin skit on Saturday Night Live?

In the spirit of Christmas:

 

[chrisb]

Santa just might need a second trip to pack a snack to take home to the Mrs.

 

[AllenB]

 

[chrisb]

So, I guess the joke is that Keith’s health regime renders estimation of his age difficult?

 

[chrisb]

Tree Rex