Wife went to see her family in the Philippines for 3 weeks. What to do, what to do. Race home from the airport, throw pillows around, hang some clothes up, and listen to the results, that's what! Yes, this actually gets ugly for real, but I have never heard G olden Earring jump off the wall, live in front of me like this in all of my years.
Try it. Take a chance. Ok, so gobsmaked applies here.
Try it. Take a chance. Ok, so gobsmaked applies here.
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Great idea for a thread. Now I know this is not a male sword fight but...
I like to bring the big boys out into the driveway and invite those friends over my wife doesn't like.
She's sure to hear about it through neighbourhood gossip. That's good because it limits her time away, and at my age I need her around to call the ambulance or start resuscitation if you know what I mean. ;-)
Oh, and that's not a fire escape, that's so the guys have a shorter distance to get upstairs to the kegerator. It's also for entertainment after we tap the second keg of the evening and lock the front door. Sure you lose a few to attrition but hey we're all in this together right? Take one for the team?
I like to bring the big boys out into the driveway and invite those friends over my wife doesn't like.
She's sure to hear about it through neighbourhood gossip. That's good because it limits her time away, and at my age I need her around to call the ambulance or start resuscitation if you know what I mean. ;-)
Oh, and that's not a fire escape, that's so the guys have a shorter distance to get upstairs to the kegerator. It's also for entertainment after we tap the second keg of the evening and lock the front door. Sure you lose a few to attrition but hey we're all in this together right? Take one for the team?
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I can't quit laughing. Yes, yes, it has to be like this once in a blue moon. I mean, crap I know that it is there somewhere in the marriage contract. She said today, "Honey, I already miss you." And I respond before I think, "That's because your at the airport (and uncomfortable) and I am home." Fortunately, afte this many years, she gets my humor, or maybe I have been eating Friskies tuna sandwiches all these years. Dunno.
I can't quit laughing. Yes, yes, it has to be like this once in a blue moon. I mean, crap I know that it is there somewhere in the marriage contract. She said today, "Honey, I already miss you." And I respond before I think, "That's because your at the airport (and uncomfortable) and I am home." Fortunately, afte this many years, she gets my humor, or maybe I have been eating Friskies tuna sandwiches all these years. Dunno.
Yes, peeling back the layers (of various kinds of distortion) should make things simpler but sometimes it's difficult to accept what's underneath. It is usually still a step in the right direction, even though it can feel like a step backwards.
Well George, like my good friend Jimmy Buffett likes to say:
If you never grow up, you never grow old.
And he should know. He was born at a really young age.
If you never grow up, you never grow old.
And he should know. He was born at a really young age.
I just refuse to grow up. I mean... What's the point? What really is in it for me? Then I'd have to act all adult and that doesn't seem any fun.
Tom
Tom
I suspect that includes both of the most famous ones.
One is a billionaire and the other?
Well, as of the Forbes 2023 list, the other is too. Congratulations Jimmy. I guess playing drunken Carribean rock & roll/folk/country music can get you somewhere.
I should have started earlier I guess.
I tried that once Tom. Take it from me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
I was no longer allowed to fart in elevators and that really cut into my cheese.
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