That Elvis joke went down very well with my more musical friends in the pub. How they laughed. So thankyou, Galu.
To the extent some of us are going to see the recent Elvis film tomorrow for further enlightenment and, hopefully, more hilarious Dead Elvis jokes...
I have seen an excellent joke about Schrodinger's Cat today:
I suspect my drinking cronies, untrained in the Copenhagen interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, would not get that one, but YOU will! 😀
Much to get through tonight. My mood was lightened by morning news that the fragrant Ms Paltrow has won victory in her Ski Crash case against Mr Terry Sanderson.
100% it was all Mr Sanderson's fault! She won the dollar and legal costs, which TBH couldn't have been much considering the poor and cheap quality of her lawyers.
The strange grunting, groaning and evidently male noises came from Mr Sanderson, the scream was any gal's natural reaction to being grabbed by a person who has seen too many Fay Wray and King Kong movies:
The Jury clearly bought her version of events:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65132827
I watched a movie about another King tonight. "Elvis". It was terrific, and (word to the wise) far better than that weird "Everything, Everywhere all at Once" Oscar movie.
We were singing along to all his hits... 😆
Finally, and not many people know this, Schrodinger also had a dog:
Hours of fun at Tom Gauld's facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/tomgauldscartoons
There just aren't enough hours in the day for all my activities. 😎
100% it was all Mr Sanderson's fault! She won the dollar and legal costs, which TBH couldn't have been much considering the poor and cheap quality of her lawyers.
The strange grunting, groaning and evidently male noises came from Mr Sanderson, the scream was any gal's natural reaction to being grabbed by a person who has seen too many Fay Wray and King Kong movies:
The Jury clearly bought her version of events:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65132827
I watched a movie about another King tonight. "Elvis". It was terrific, and (word to the wise) far better than that weird "Everything, Everywhere all at Once" Oscar movie.
We were singing along to all his hits... 😆
Finally, and not many people know this, Schrodinger also had a dog:
Hours of fun at Tom Gauld's facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/tomgauldscartoons
There just aren't enough hours in the day for all my activities. 😎
I've always wondered about that, but figured they had been built to get him in there. Or maybe to take him out for walkies from time to time?
Looks like many things are in the rear these days...
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So there I was entertaining this soccer mom on her kitchen table when we heard a key in the front door.
It’s my husband, quick, take the back door!
Now, in retrospect, I really ought to have just left, but how often do you get an offer like that?
It’s my husband, quick, take the back door!
Now, in retrospect, I really ought to have just left, but how often do you get an offer like that?
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TBH, Icsaszar (A name that trips off slurredly from the tongue...), I wonder if the whole trial was a complete fantasy broadcasted by Netflix, a bit like how the Apollo Moon landings (allegedly) never actually happened, but were created in a film studio...
I pride myself that I can tell fantasy from reality, by spotting miniscule details that other people miss. It is my autistic superpower.
Do real people have "daugherts"? Do real people call their son "Moses", and their daughert "Apple"?
One thing is for sure. Sales of "merch" from Gwyneth's website must now be rivalling those from "actress" Stormy Daniels' marketing company.
https://goop.com/
"Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose", as I often enigmatically say.
I also often say "Follow the Money to know what is really going on!". Whole Trial thing was a marketing exercise. Hope that clears it all up.
🙂
I pride myself that I can tell fantasy from reality, by spotting miniscule details that other people miss. It is my autistic superpower.
Do real people have "daugherts"? Do real people call their son "Moses", and their daughert "Apple"?
One thing is for sure. Sales of "merch" from Gwyneth's website must now be rivalling those from "actress" Stormy Daniels' marketing company.
https://goop.com/
"Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose", as I often enigmatically say.
I also often say "Follow the Money to know what is really going on!". Whole Trial thing was a marketing exercise. Hope that clears it all up.
🙂
