Funniest snake oil theories

[scott wurcer]

More from the MD age. YouTube

 

[vacuphile]

Nina can still bring natural tears to my eyes. Turning into a SOB (sobbing old b******).

 

[Max Headroom]

Earworm=violin/chick/pop/funk?

The irony is in the chorus.

Dan.

 

[billshurv]

My mix applied to speaker/headphone magnets cleans the sound very nicely.
I caught up with the naturopath chick last Saturday....loves the modified pair, doesn't want to give them back....'forgot' to bring them to the store lol.

Dan

And once again I need to restate that the plural of anecdote is NOT data.

Here are headphone mods with data Do-It-Yourself Guide | InnerFidelity . Not perfect, but at least data.

 

[billshurv]

And for earbud modders DIY Earbuds | Head-Fi.org seems blutak is as magic as you need.

 

[indra1]

Apropos to this thread, replace with PISO (paper in snake oil).

Thank you, never know the PISO is great for audio.

I can offer custom manufactured World Class Best Quality No Added Preservative 1-100uF Foil type PISO and PPISO (PolyPropylene In Snake Oil) for a very modest price of US$30 per piece standard type or $30.000 per piece ultima type for the minimum order of just 2(two) pieces. Keep refrigerated when not in use. Good for 1-4 weeks of usage untreated due to the oil becoming rancid.

If slightly less open soundstage presentation is acceptable, the device can be Neutron Irradiation processed to allow 1000.000 hours of blissful listening experience. Please contact your local Nuclear Irradiation center immediately upon receipt and observe safe storage and utility protocol for Radioactive material after the procedure.

However, untreated Ultima type devices are recommended for those seeking the ultimate experience in audio. I am well prepared to supply replacement in a weekly basis by express courier to sustain your being duped experience indefinitely.
😛

 

[scottjoplin]

Was Kylie using blutak in that awful video where she's singing that awful instantly forgettable song?

 

[Jim the Oldbie]

You guys are repeating the common mistake of watching Kylie with the sound turned on.

 

[traderbam]

And once again I need to restate that the plural of anecdote is NOT data.

😀

 

[traderbam]

Thank you, never know the PISO is great for audio.

I think you are being a bit slippery with us. You didn't mention the high levels of hiss. 😀

 

[traderbam]

Was Kylie using blutak in that awful video where she's singing that awful instantly forgettable song?

Try again after a few shots of Absinthe. Then a few more shots. Repeat until happy.

 

[gpauk]

YouTube

Great track....
I always took One Size Fits All when buying speakers in a shop - play "Sofa No 2" (YouTube) at high volume - it's quite a good speaker tester, and being FZ a great production. Then I'd play Evelyn... to bemuse anyone else in the shop....

 

[MITsound]

And for earbud modders DIY Earbuds | Head-Fi.org seems blutak is as magic as you need.

After coming home from work, and seeing my Spendor S3/5 pair toppled off their tenderfeet cones, I switched to blutack. Fortunately able to sell them, after they weren't available locally anymore, to someone who didn't mind a chipped off front corner.
At the tower we were building, we barely noticed the earthquake; not clear why it was worse 10 miles away on the ground floor.

 

[soongsc]

You are on the node point of the building’s bending mode.

 

[TheGimp]

Pardon my ignorance, but what was MD?

 

[billshurv]

MiniDisc MiniDisc - Wikipedia

 

[TheGimp]

Aha, never owned one.

Thanks.

 

[globalplayer]

I don't think you missed out on anything.

 

[TheGimp]

On the other hand, I do have a little absinthe.

1.5L is hausgemacht.

The 0.75L is rather expensive, but well worth the price if you like Absinthe.

 

[globalplayer]

Hausgemacht. 🙂
Some of the best things are hausgemacht.
I bet it tastes awesome.

Didn`t knew Jade 1901 but saved it for further reference although it is very expensive here.
But that won`t stop me from getting a bottle soon.

Thanks for mentioning.