This is hilarious.
WA-Quantum Chips
"WA chips do not conduct electricity" Which could be a problem for fuseholders that make contact only on the flat ends of a fuse with the WA sticker on it...
Trouble is, Vic Bitter, which apparently is our most consumed locally, is as one site mentioned, "one-dimensional" and that goes for most of the brews pumped out by the big makers - okay when you're really thirsty but just something to hold in your hand otherwise.
Like almost everywhere, it's all the more specialised and craft breweries that make the interesting stuff ...
Like almost everywhere, it's all the more specialised and craft breweries that make the interesting stuff ...
I'm using purifiers that go beyond quantum mechanics and into string theory. They take my music into whole new dimensions.
I have some on my subwoofers that smooth out the Higgs bosons. They give the music weight.
I'm using purifiers that go beyond quantum mechanics and into string theory. They take my music into whole new dimensions.
Sigh. I'm ashamed to face my friends. I berated them for not picking up the amazing difference my string theory purifiers made. They looked at me like I was nuts. I accused them of not having the sensitivity or training to hear the effects of seventh and eleventh dimensional sound. (I was told that prime dimension audio is the sweetest.) Turns out my "purifiers" were nothing more than blown 3AG pigtail fuses covered in shrink wrap.
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And cars too ......
Music to this Detroit boy's ears.
That page reads as a funny joke till you find out they are being serious
Ummm. What are the chips supposed to do?
Rev up Ponch and John's motorcycles ?
Organize random foamy bubble universes?
Facilitate a balance between heavy wallets and light heads?
I have some on my subwoofers that smooth out the Higgs bosons. They give the music weight.
Fantastic! I love the way the best of these devices really address the bottom line.
Trouble is, if you read around a bit you have the usual 3 groups: the passionately enthusiastic; the vigorously aggressive sceptics who have never tried them - people who I never come across in my daily wanderings, of course, ; and those who thought, this sounds like nonsense but I'll give them a shot, they're cheap enough - and who are now scratching their heads, wondering what the bloody hell is going on here ...Ummm. What are the chips supposed to do?
Rev up Ponch and John's motorcycles ?
Organize random foamy bubble universes?
Facilitate a balance between heavy wallets and light heads?
Ahhh, don't you love audio ... !!
Another example of a double blind listening test suggesting that (expectation bias and) brain farts are responsible for audio guff
Matrix HiFi --> Blind testing high end full equipments
Matrix HiFi --> Blind testing high end full equipments
Straight off, both pieces are running simultaneously, right next to each other, probably plugged into the same power board - no attempt to minimise any cross interference. Just saying that this should make no difference ain't good enough, it is up to those running the test to strenuously strive to ensure that it makes no difference, and "prove" it ...
I don't see that as a problem, cross interference? Are you saying that the fact that the cheap system is plugged in to the same ring main is going to bring down the sound on the expense system? At over 11k dollars more? So much so that they both sound the same? Or, the simpler and more logical answer, that they both sounded the same?
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