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Max Headroom said:
Nope....I didn't like Fosters 30 years ago....haven't tried it since.
Spraying it everywhere Barry McKenzie style is the best use for it......second thoughts, the Poms deserve it :p.
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Australia's only decent export, Barry Mckenzie :)
Although the Paul Hogan show use to tickle my funny bone.

Frank, have a few special brews and you'll hear a lot more than the noise of your system, voices in your head for instance...
 
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scott wurcer

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wa2ise said:
Here's a really funny snake oil device: Aires Shield - Neutralizes Electromagnetic RadiationAires Tech. It's supposed to cancel out radiation from cell phones. Yeah, now why don't I get any reception???
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It must work...

"The Aires coherent transformer represents a self-affine diffraction grating with a specially formed circuit of circular topological lines that interacts efficiently with a broad spectrum of electromagnetic radiation. The Aires gadget transforms the radiation into a coherent waveform that is a space-time matrix of regularly alternating maxima and minima, capable of counteracting electromagnetic radiation from external sources."
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Speaking of beer and Australia, Back in 1986 I went on vacation (holiday), and in Cairns, when I saw this place, I first thought it was an adult movie theater.
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cbdb said:
Yes it's awful, and so is the Coors and Miller they brew and sell here. Still not as disappointing as an English Hienekin, brewed there and only 3.5% alcohol. How can you call that beer?
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Whenever I’m overseas and drinking beer (which is quite often) and people find out I’m Aussie they always ask why I’m not drinking Fosters. I choke on my beer and explain to them that Aussies DO NOT DRINK FOSTERS. I’ve never seen it happen. It doesn’t happen. No true blue dinky di Aussie will ever voluntarily drink a Fosters. If I had been crawling through the desert on hands and knees for a week, severely dehydrated and a Fosters appeared in front of me, I would shake my head and continue on in the hope of another drop.
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scott wurcer

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In a blind test which I performed on ten fellow classical musicians, which included the HD800, HD650 and LCD-3, the Orpheus did not outperform these counterparts to a significant level. In fact, a lot of them preferred the LCD-3 and HD650 over the Orpheus and the HD800. After the blind tests, I revealed all the headphones (the participants were blindfolded at first) and asked them to try these models again. As expected, the Orpheus gained unanimous approval after the visual stimuli.
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